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We can always find a millionaire to shovel all the coal. Philadelphia homeowner. Not an avid cyclist. Proud uncle. Atheist. He/his. Black lives matter.
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Philadelphia: there are **so many** cool things to do here, but honestly? Come do our historic bits. Do Independence Hall and the Constitution Center. Maybe even (👋atheist here) Christ Church in Old City. We actually are the country's cradle of democracy. Come see it, while we've still got it.
Let's have some fun on Bluesky tonight! Tell me where you live and one thing everyone should do in your city! #flythefriendlysky
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Welp here we go...
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I think one of the most potent grief triggers is stumbling on a photo of your loved one accidentally. (My mother in this case.) There they are, smiling and happy in the middle of one of thousands of ordinary days; now they're gone, and no days are ordinary in quite the same way.
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Starting to appreciate how house arrest actually qualifies as punishment.
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Wanna take a cold shower but my tap water is running at 80°
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#Phish did Tiny Desk??!
Cannot wait to hear what they play! All Things Reconsidered would be such a great bust-out.
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So now my AC has gone fucky again. Desperate not to have to cook and thus introduce heat into the house, I almost spent a bunch of money to get dinner delivered. Then I remembered I can't smell or taste anything any and am grazing instead. This summer sucks.
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Wow, a PB&J when you can't smell or taste anything is surprisingly gross.
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Was really hoping today would be the day.
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I don’t really think there is anything in the near term readers can do to change The New York Times. They are going to stay on this path, certainly through this election cycle. The best thing any of *us* can do, is stop reading/sharing/linking. Treat them like Fox.
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Up next on Covid+ Theatre, Back to the Future because I've never been convinced it's as good as all the other sci fi nerds say it is.
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Still locked inside with covid. Many shows watched. One of the streamers just tried to show me a trailer for some documentary about hip hop I guess? The first person to appear on screen was Khaled. No.
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”
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I'll be sure to give this centrist tosser's preferred name a full measure of respect just as soon as he does the same for all my trans homies.
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I'll tell ya what I'm properly doing for the first time is sitting outside on my front porch with a drink and watching the rain.
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All the Mummers would be very upset about this if they could read.
God Bless Paul Davies and the @PhillyInquirer: "The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump...There was only one person at the debate who does not deserve to be running for president. The sooner Trump exits the stage, the better off the country will be."
To serve his country, Donald Trump should leave the race | Editorial Boardwww.inquirer.com Biden had a horrible night Thursday. But the debate about the debate is misplaced. The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump.
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FACT CHECK Trump: “Biden is a very bad Palestinian.” TRUE: Biden is far too alive to be a Palestinian.
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Many people are saying this!! (me included)
idk who needs to hear this, but you absolutely do not need to watch the debate.
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Hi, I think everyone should take a moment to consider *not* watching the debate tonight. There's nothing to learn! It'll just be two old men shouting at each other!! *Maybe* TFG literally shits his pants, but if that's the case just let John Oliver tell you about it this weekend.
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Working on a DIY shelving plan for the house and having to come to grips with the reality that the end result is unknowable until I arrive at the project's end.
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Feels like there have to be ways to address fare evasion other than just having cops🐽 standing around the turnstiles glaring at everyone.
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We live in an extremely normal society.
"as mass shootings grew, so did the realization that anyone could be a first responder - including a child" this is not okay. Trauma care is not for kids. TRAUMA CARE IS NOT FOR KIDS! TRAUMA CARE IS NOT FOR KIDS TRAUMA CARE IS NOT FOR KIDS
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Wait...I get the specific instance of Texas infant mortality going up. But why is infant mortality rising in this country **at all**
"Since Texas’ ban on abortion went into effect, infant deaths in the state increased by nearly 13%, according to a new analysis published on Monday in JAMA Pediatrics. In the rest of the country, infant mortality increased less than 2% over the same period."
Infant deaths increased after Texas banned abortion in early pregnancywww.statnews.com Since Texas’ ban on abortion went into effect, infant deaths in the state increased by nearly 13%, according to a new analysis published on Monday in JAMA Pediatrics.
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Wait...I get the specific instance of Texas infant mortality going up. But why is infant mortality rising in this country **at all**
"Since Texas’ ban on abortion went into effect, infant deaths in the state increased by nearly 13%, according to a new analysis published on Monday in JAMA Pediatrics. In the rest of the country, infant mortality increased less than 2% over the same period."
Infant deaths increased after Texas banned abortion in early pregnancywww.statnews.com Since Texas’ ban on abortion went into effect, infant deaths in the state increased by nearly 13%, according to a new analysis published on Monday in JAMA Pediatrics.
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Even/especially/more than ever all the way out here in the year 2024: People who still self-identify as Slytherin are not to be trusted.
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Life on Septa: move out of one car because its AC isn't working, and on the next car people are smoking crack. Philadelphia, you're a tough city to love sometimes.