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@roobyroo.bsky.social

Crocodile enthusiast, Ex-Mo, G&W main, queer creacher. I'm @RockodileCroc on Bird Website if you're wondering where we know each other from.
Any pronouns OK
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Every space is a liminal space if you can never remember what you came into a room for.
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It’s pretty crazy that the crossword app employs opinion columnists now
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after you die Guy Fieri weighs your heart against a rack of ribs to see if you will be admitted into Flavortown
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Duck Dodgers is far enough removed from cultural relevance that I have my doubts that too many people younger than me have ever heard of it. ...but that absolutely PALES in comparison to the source material it's parodying. ...which I didn't even know about until today. That it's a parody.
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So the more I see of this, the more I respect it. The Cybertruck is so unrelentingly and singularly absurd that the only sane aesthetic response is to heap yet more absurdity on top. This exudes a level of "you're locked in here with me" energy that you don't often get the opportunity to witness.
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being funny as a result of past family trauma is like sad nepotism
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Misgendered! By the Personalized Ad Inferences
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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bro you claim to be into plush tf but you haven't let me suck milk out of you once
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If it's a crime to be homeless then paying an hourly wage that is insufficient to pay for housing means you're an accessory at a minimum
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heck yeah been waiting all year for for this
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Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald’s and they showed me autopsy photos of Grimace
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i’m sorry ma’am there’s nothing we can do you posted 3 cm² of exposed flesh on the internet the men can reply how they want it’s right there in the handbook
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Struggle with sleep? Here are some useful tips: • Turn your phone off early • Have a relaxing bath • Open the window • Help a raccoon climb through the window so you can watch NetFlix together • This is a sleepover now • Make popcorn for the raccoon • Avoid caffeine
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blockchain companies have exactly two types of post
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Careful please, that’s a load-bearing delusion
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It's always the same with these ShitLibs
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the hand that feeds me is so annoying. i'm gonna bite it
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░Y░O░U░R░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within ░Y░O░U░R░ ░B░I░O░!?
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For when you need it
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“is this loss” no. you’re thinking of a different jpeg. see a neurologist
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there should be an internet service provider for christians
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this story from today's Ask A Manager is killing me