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Hot dogs come in a pack of 10 but buns come in a pack of 8 because you're obligated to sacrifice 2 wienies to the charcoal gods
Dunno about your doggo, but I've met plenty of doggos willing to eat the bun too.
They will always want part of your food ? But not all your food is good for them. Or something
I don’t want to make a joke about carbs, I don’t need that kind of grief
Imagine saying you’re doing low carb for your pet on social media
it's a conspiracy by Big Mac n Cheese to try and convince people they should still be mixing chopped weenies into their Kraft Dinner even though we all know better now
(obvs jokes, but just incase.... jokes 😂)
My mom used to put chopped hot dogs in spaghetti and I am scarred for life
Ohhh no! In your mom's defence, I feel like there was actually a canned product like this that was marketed to kids in the 90's, so maybe while she was scarring you, she thought she was being 'cool mom'? lmao
correction: it was spaghettios and franks (man I just fell down a weird google rabbit hole)
Doesn't Jollibee serve spaghetti with hot dogs?
No idea, I don’t think we have whatever that is in Canada
Or perhaps you save them for your gluten-free friends who likely will bring their own buns (it's me, I'm the gluten-free hot dog enthusiast)
Alternatively, sometimes your gluten free friends have ADHD real bad and will forget their own buns and then have to eat a loose hot dog which never looks great, but the important thing is that a grilled hot dog is delicious, doesn't matter how you eat it
You had me at loose hot dog
I've also been known to eat hamburger patties like cookies. Sometimes a girl's gotta get creative
George Banks wouldn't stand for this!
This is exactly where my brain went
Always serve 40 at a time!
Guests: *crying*
Me: Shut up and eat 5 more glizzys
All I heard was "Sacrifice wienies".
Was just looking for this. 👍
Thank you! We can now finally remove this one from the list of unsolved mysteries
Next we tackle the mystery of 2 socks going in the dryer and only 1 coming out
There’s a sock portal in all dryers and someone has a dryer that is just constantly spewing out strangers’ socks. They don’t say anything because free socks
Maybe it's like how the Norse God Vidar has a big shoe made of pieces from old shoes.
Those are the two you cut up into your Kraft Dinner.
(And then there’s Hebrew National which has seven in a pack… why???)
Omg who let a Canadian in here
Take off, eh? (Not Canadian, though one of my great-grandmothers was. Big fan of Bob & Doug though)
Because seven is the number of completeness in Judaism?
I just eat two weiners in one bun.
...it all works out if you buy 4 packs of one and 5 of the other, which is of course just a coincidence.
Time to break out SUPERBUN!
You’d have to be pretty dedicated to fire up a deep fryer just to make two corn dogs.
I thought it was because we have to eat 40 hot dogs per meal
nah those are the ones you eat while impatiently waiting for the other ones to cook
It’s the weiner tax at my
House.
This is the best explanation for this I've ever heard and will consider it fact going forward.
I got an 8 pack of Ballpark hot dogs the other day.
But they weren’t that good, so… I would rather have two extra.
And the 2-year-old won't eat the bun.
