little lamb: When I worked at the hotdog place I had one coworker who would bring his Glock in every shift and put it under the register, probably in case he had to protect the hotdogs

When I worked at the hotdog place I had one coworker who would bring his Glock in every shift and put it under the register, probably in case he had to protect the hotdogs

Glockdog

lmfao

I'd like a foot long with a side of JUSTICE!

buddy you touch that hotdog (draws glock) and I turn you into hamburger

A noble endeavor

Undercover Hotdog Police

i think he would have less duis if this was the case

oh i’m sorry- i was pitching a movie

I would watch a film about a hotdog protector who drives around loaded but never gets stopped because he’s really undercover hotdog police

The name’s Meyer. Oscar Meyer.

“Undercover”

I was going to ask if you worked at Top Dog, but it wouldn't have just been one guy doing this if you did

Glockzy

I bet your employer was so thrilled that he was willing to kill people in defense of the few hundred dollars that might be in the till

the hotdog water is for the tribe

Sunken Eyed Girl by Mike Doughty contains the following lyrics: that have always cracked me up: Sunken eyed girl on Delancey St bulletproof glass in the KFC so keep the man safe in his paper hat keep the wrong hands off the biscuit fortune

Maybe it was to protect us FROM the hotdogs

There must be a joke in here about how one should never bring a Glock to a food fight, but I'm too damn tired to make it work. Just laugh anyway, readers. Okay? Thanks.

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