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Darrel

@raydred.com

Absurd / Purveyor of jokes / Voted most likely to be voted into a "most likely to be voted" list / Will brake for cheese / Nobody can outrun a grizzly bear. NOBODY. No, YOUR [sic] handle is invalid. Free Palestine.🌵🎨 🇵🇸
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No need to brag… 😂jk
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I got my gift of palm reading from my great grandmother. I can look at any palm of any hand and go "yep, that's a palm". Same goes for palm trees.
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Who amongst us hasn't succumbed to a little marble madness
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Nescescito practicar mi espanol. Mi español es muy mal.
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I love ED-209. Because ED-209 is fiction. I don't like this new robotic hellscape we're developing.
proud tech startup CEO: We've recreated ED-209 from the motion picture 'Robocop' people who've actually seen the movie: *sickos jpg*
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proud tech startup CEO: We've recreated ED-209 from the motion picture 'Robocop' people who've actually seen the movie: *sickos jpg*
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Oh man, my favorite video game juat got a new release! Superultra game of the gold definitive ultimate downloadable edition!
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My boss said I was "Brilliant". My T-shirt made of ultra-bright LEDs is working.
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Matt Gaetz set his face to stunned.
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Tell your dog I said "High".
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We should take an example from our computers and also stop working
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solidarity with the striking computers
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crowdstrike guy is out there today proving that a ceo's only real job is to eat shit on behalf of the company in return for a morally indefensible salary. things really started going off the rails when ceos decided they were also Men of Destiny
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Just do an > npm update -g to fix the world. come on people, it's not that hard.
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Ellis Grey called me "ordinary". She's right though.
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I loathe the upcomminng halloween costumes this year… A sexy Global IT outage? It's too much.
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Never meat your gyros.
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I was cut out of the family fortune. That's ok. I didn't need commemorative NASCAR plates anyway.
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I hate microsoft beyond just windows. What they did was rush into the pc market so hard and fast without any regard for security… company used anti-trust type techniques to gain an advantage in the "free market". I remember when Windows 2000 shipped completely open. Completely. Open.
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just doing my duty. 😂
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Brandon Shark do do dodo do do…
Shark Brandon will resume his mission in a few days. Fight Fight Fight. 😎
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New Weird Al polka medley out!! (I helped out a tiny bit on animation for the Adele section) www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Zo...
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamania! (Official Music Video)www.youtube.com Single available at: Apple Music: https://itunes.apple.com/album/id/1753408289 Amazon Music: http://amazon.com/dp/B0D7RQGLBS …and everywhere else digital music is sold or streamed! Timecodes: 0:00 - HELENA POLKA (Al’s Version) 0:14 - BAD GUY (Billie Eilish) 0:36 - HELLO (Adele) 0:51 - FLOWERS (Miley Cyrus) 1:13 - WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO (Lin-Manuel Miranda / cast of Encanto) 1:24 - VAMPIRE (Olivia Rodrigo) 1:40 - OLD TOWN ROAD (Lil Nas X) 1:59 - DESPACITO (Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee) 2:09 - SHAPE OF YOU (Ed Sheeran) 2:24 - UPTOWN FUNK (Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars) 2:37 - WAP (Cardi B. ft. Megan Thee Stallion) 2:54 - THANK U, NEXT (Ariana Grande) 3:06 - SHAKE IT OFF (Taylor Swift) ANIMATOR CREDITS: Cyriak – “Helena Polka (Al’s Version)” David Wachtenheim & W/M Animation – “Bad Guy” & “Shake It Off (pt. 2)” Augenblick Studios – “Hello” Ghostbot / Alan Lau, Roque Ballesteros, and Roman Laney – “Flowers” Jack D. Evans – “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” Vivienne Medrano/Spindlehorse – “Vampire” Liam Lynch – “Old Town Road” Jarrett Heather – “Despacito” & “WAP” Bill Plympton – “Shape of You” Ryan Krzak – “Uptown Funk” KukoMitzu – “Thank U, Next” Victor Yerrid & Melanie Mandl – “Shake It Off (pt. 1)” MUSICIAN CREDITS: “Weird Al” Yankovic – accordion and vocals Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz – drums and percussion Steve Jay – bass guitar and bass vocals Jim “Kimo” West – banjo Wayne Bergeron – trumpets Joel Peskin – clarinets Jim Self – tuba Tress MacNeille – “next!” lady Engineered and mixed by Dave Way at the Way Station Additional engineering by Rafael Serrano at Just For the Record Mastered by Bernie Grundman at Bernie Grundman Mastering Arranged and produced by Al Yankovic http://vevo.ly/i9RxeT
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I don't remember hearing about linux servers being responsible for mass outages.
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crowdstrike sounds like a company that specializes in mass casualty events
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Will the owner of a lonely heart please come to the front desk. Your lights are on.
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I don't think I've recieved any. I'm fine with that. But maybe I spent too much time at the Hickory Farms store at the mall as a kid. haha.
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Hey google, turn off the lights. google: sure. I'd say my biggest flaw is… not working, apparently…
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I overestimated the amount of gift baskets I would recieve as an adult.