Sean M. Smith

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Author of Rank Absurdity: An Irreverent Military Memoir. Formerly a US Army, MI, UN, NATO, etc. guy. Currently a Regular Human Person goofing off on Bluesky. https://www.amazon.com/Rank-Absurdity-Irreverent-Military-Memoir-ebook/dp/B0B6GVG857/

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BBQ short rib sandwiches.

Status:

Without downloading any new pictures, post what it's like to date you

That's the good stuff.

Make a band meatier: Free Bacon

Make a band meatier: Red Hot Stuffed Chili Peppers

What I look like scrolling social media

Say what you will about Italian-American food, but I have a lot more respect for a place that sells a solid copy of a NY slice than I do for the place that charges $50 for an "authentic" meal that'd be maybe 15 euros in Rome, while STILL managing to screw it up.

Hendrix's cover of All Along the Watchtower almost seems too obvious, so I'm just going to throw this one out there:

Other than Hurt by Johnny Cash and any version of The Sound of Silence, what are your favorite cover versions of famous songs?

Don't Let It Bring You Downyoutu.be Provided to YouTube by RCA Records LabelDon't Let It Bring You Down · Annie LennoxMedusa℗ 1995 Sony BMG Music Entertainment (Germany) GmbHReleased on: 1995-0...

Update: This is now an insufferable AI bro account. 🤖

War by payday loans!

Presdient: you get that war chest ready? Secretaries of War, Treasury, and Congresses: sure did boss, real haphazard and on an indeterminate, unpredictable basis, just like you like President: what

Those are some nice tactics you've got there, it'd be a shame if your strategic blunders made them ultimately irrelevant to the final outcome.

"Well you gotta be pretty smart to fool the old Voight-Kampff machine."

The inside out characters in my head

Marble rye is the ultimate bagel.

"Just 'cos you got the power That don't mean you got the right"

Motörhead - Just 'Cos You Got The Poweryoutu.be From the 1991 video "1916 Live... Everything Louder Than Everything Else". Pure class!

I think we've all had days like this.

Sorely tempted to mute the words "trump," "biden," and "kamala" because even when I agree with you, I don't want to read this shit.

As always, down with the traitors, up with the stars!

Happy "Robert E Lee Yeets 3 Treason Divisions Into a Deathblossom" Day to all who celebrate Lee's July 3d might be one of his worst days of fighting. Starts off the day with the XII Corps kicking his teeth in on the right flank, booting his bubbas out of US trenches they'd taken the night prior

The Battle Cry of Freedomwww.youtube.com YouTube video by Matthew Sabatella and the Rambling String Band - Topic

Mood:

Thin Lizzy - Cold Sweat ( Live thunder and lightning tour 1983 )www.youtube.com Thin Lizzy - Cold Sweat ( Live ) thunder and lightning tour 1983

What movie featuring the military in any form has the most accurate vibes, regardless of its technical realism (or lack thereof)?

Current vibes:

Fuck it, we are Battle Hymn of the Republic-posting today. Loose some fateful lightning and share your favorite version.

Wasteland 3 Soundtrack - Battle Hymn of the Republicyoutu.be Wasteland 3 Soundtrack - Battle Hymn of the Republic

If you know you know.

Mrs. Not Appearing on Social Media has started editing, and after getting the first 20 pages of my book back, it's already shaping up to be like the blood rave scene in Blade with the red ink.

Vibes:

what is your favorite black and white movie?

The Expanse S1E4 Oh, so it's gonna be like that, huh?

Trying to thread the needle of making my book sound good, without overhyping it so much that everyone gives it 1 star because I promised it would make War and Peace look like a rejected script for Alien Vs. Predator 3 by comparison.

*Swaggering 70s hard rock music* "So hey, you seem depressed, want to come over and talk about it?"

Catch A Trainwww.youtube.com Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupCatch A Train · Free20th Century Masters: The Millennium Collection: Best Of Free℗ 1972 Island Records, a divisio...

*Clears throat, looks around* LMAO

Voters: they’re mysterious!

There are only two people on the planet you're willing to have sex with.

define bisexual. wrong answers only.