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define bisexual. wrong answers only.
My fave, from @ellearmageddon.bsky.social :
"i’m pansexual which means i’m attracted to non-threatening men, terrifying women, every nonbinary person, and the velociraptor from jurassic park"
ok, but op said “wrong answers only!” 😅
That answer's so wrong it's squared the circle and is back to being right
ah crap you're right! my bad
Add skillets and you’re good.
Okay, now I'm feeling a bit called out as a pansexual... and not because it's wrong.
it is *very* accurate for me
Sexual attraction to bicycles
The Queen hit "Bicycle" is about Freddie's then bisexual identity
wrong answers only jake… come on…
Yes I was hoping someone else would post it
What if someone's hot for bi dads, tho
Don’t talk to me or bison every again
I was about to sweep in here like, "hello..." but I see now this is a bit. a little jokey-joke. Nobody got horny from this, and we are all normal.
Horny, the standalone sequel
Don’t talk to me or bison ever again
It's when you're sexual but another part of you is manic depressive and doesn't want to be sexual.
when you're cis but can suck your own dick.
i don't make the rules. that shit is just masturbation.
A two wheeled bicycle powered by the rider. "I rode a bisexual all over town."
I love ‘em and leave ‘em fast, call that bye-sexuality
Only sexually interested in bivalve mollusks (clams, oysters, mussels, scallops).
Fucking someone in the magician-saws-you-in-half box
You're only attracted to every other person.
When you’re only in the mood every other week/month.
You can only have sex twice. That’s IT
