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Ok but then couldn't you also drown through your butt?? Y'know?
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You went further than I did, I got stuck at "what if you fart and then need to inhale"
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but also! "did you just fart?" "no, that was a sigh"
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did you hear about poor susie? her husb forgot to put the seat down and she drowned last night
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some turtles can do it now let’s catch up!
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Somebody better be working on resuscitation protocols.
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The prosecution of Charles Manson for his cult's murders via brainwashing made claims about types of "mind control" MKULTRA was attempting to perfect, which wouldn't be revealed to the public until four years after his trial. His cult attended a clinic headed by one of the lead MKULTRA scientists.
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This one only gets crazier the more you learn and the longer it's been since this stuff happened because new things keep coming out
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There’s literally front page news articles from the day of the murders where in the corner you’ll see an article about one of the biggest illegal gun / drug busts in LA history and that was also Charles Manson and his cult and they dropped all charges the next day for seemingly no reason !
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Highly recommend Chaos by Tom O’Neill especially since he’s just some guy who was like “oh there’s a drugs angle that was never really followed up on” and then slowly goes insane as he finds all this stuff that was just never covered or reported on
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There soo much weird stuff about that case but when I learned that one I felt like I’d opened some forbidden tome
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i want baby trees to look like broccoli and just maintain that shape as they grow
i think all plants should grow in stupid looking ways like asparagus does
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COD would be a more interesting game if we could play as an army invading the US in revenge for all the things they have done to Mexican food.
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This would be a fun head canon for counterstrike
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Thank god I can get real Mexican food in California
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California is technically México, they just don't know it yet.
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Might as well be already. Hispanic/latino people are the majority here. I'm in support of them getting their land back tbh
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We are also taking Chicago. There's a ton of mexican people over there too. Hell last time I was there I barely use English. You can keep Texas tho, we don't want that back, it's your problem now.
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Oh I don't want any part of Texas lmao
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Regular brainworms, but with little tiny party hats?
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I wonder how the world would be different today if the design of intermodal cargo containers had incorporated some kind of access hatch for boxcar hobos so they could continue their lifestyle
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can you please stop putting your webkinz in my milk it’s clearly labeled we talked about this
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sorry but ur milk makes a better loud thudding sound. also it makes it more fun to suck on the webkinz cuz it's like sucking ur boob
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what are you doing to make it thud?? do i need to give you an instruction manual on how to use milk?
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What if Van Halen had hired Morrissey instead of Sammy Hagar?
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It almost certainly wouldn't have worked, but it would have been a MAGNIFICENT failure
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Thank you for saving my week.
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It just hit me in the shower once and it occasionally just bubbles up to my conscious brain. I mean The Smiths were on the rocks by 86, so the timeline almost works. I also think about if DLR had hired Johnny Marr and not Steve Vai on SKYSCRAPER. Brains. How do they work?
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“Oh darling why-y-y-y-y can’t this be looooove….”
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Just imagine Steve singing “Poundcake”. The mind reels.
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I have a friend in SF who was in a Smiths cover band; if I get super rich I’m going to put him together with ¾ of the Atomic Punks and make the dream happen.
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What the hell. I can hear this. I’m shook af right now.
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My first thought of this was how would the Van Halen boys deal with droll brooding lyrics over Hagar’s “awesome!” approach but realizing there is some overlap actually is astonishing. “Oh darling finish what you started / this no place for the broken hearted”
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Eddie was always protoemo
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I think a few droll relaxed wiry California surf/swim boys would start fixing the young Stephen