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@ryandary.me

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Ryandary is my name, and shitposting is my game. Sysadmin + cybersecurity nonsense, human rights, and the necessary dismantling of the hyper-capitalist carceral state are also my game.
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 14 hr
aaaaaand that's gonna be an immediate follow. here are some of my favorites:
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 8 days
Pristine #Thinkpad x201 got me like
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 9 days
is this anything?
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 15 days
mmmmmmmmm texture
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 15 days
Looks like they're trying to weasel out of it, now.
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 17 days
take this with you if you're heading back into the twitter trenches with those weirdos
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 23 days
i'm writing you a ticket, bud
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 1 mo
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 1 mo
oh bluesky baby no we literally have a discover feed
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 2 mo
this skeet but in Tim Rogers' voice
Avatar Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 2 mo
I think the surest sign of Critic Brain is that I’d rather encounter something interestingly bad rather than predictably good. Let people enjoy things? Mister I won’t even let myself enjoy things
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 3 mo
I mention the mobile stuff considering I owned both Razer phones (the second was very good!) and I wanted to see Project Linda become a reality so badly. It's like the Motorola Atrix lapdock but specifically for gaming. www.razer.com/concepts/pro...
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 3 mo
gotta go fast
Avatar Lilly ⭐️ @mothcub.bsky.social · 3 mo
Accept your fate.
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 3 mo
tim rogers looks different than i remember but still adorable
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 3 mo
welcome back, florida
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 3 mo
YOOOOOOOO WE HAVE ONE OF YOUR BANGERS IN OUR POOP ROOM AT WORK! ❤️
Reply toAvatar Lauren Michaels of SNL fame 🏳️‍⚧️
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 4 mo
OH GOD I WANT ONE WITH THE JAZZ CUP SWOOSHES SO BAD UGHHHHHHHH
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 4 mo
Shouts out to whichever dipshit at Apple who made the decision to have an Apple Watch hit low battery and then have the screen stay fully on
Reply toAvatar Ethan “Fink-Nottle” Kocak
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 4 mo
nice try but i know a deftones album cover when i see it
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 4 mo
What a good problem to have, honestly. 🥹
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 4 mo
Oakfather preserve you. 🌳
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 4 mo
Avatar VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.bsky.social · 4 mo
You know how it is
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 4 mo
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 5 mo
birbs
Avatar Hannah is here occasionally @hannah.the-void.social · 5 mo
Well, let's get to it!
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 5 mo
That cart rn
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 5 mo
Anyways fuck Angela Chao and Elmo Musk and his shitty rolling heavy explosion risks
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 6 mo
show me you in meme form
Avatar fadednick @fadednick.dev · 6 mo
show me you in meme form
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 6 mo
post your fastest baby picture
Avatar Coach Jerry (referee 🟥) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 6 mo
Post your finest baby picture
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 6 mo
If you really need a color printer, go ahead and get a color laser printer. It is expensive, but it will last you a hell of a lot longer than any color inkjet printer. I recommend the Brother HL-3170CDW. Need scanning and all? The Brother MFC 9130CW then.
Avatar Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 6 mo
If you really need a multi-function printer for scan and copying features, there's the HP MFP 4101fdw printer. It's based on the M402dn's chassis, which is also an excellent printer. WiFi, a document feed scanner, and a neat lil touchscreen that kinda sucks.
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 6 mo
If you really need a multi-function printer for scan and copying features, there's the HP MFP 4101fdw printer. It's based on the M402dn's chassis, which is also an excellent printer. WiFi, a document feed scanner, and a neat lil touchscreen that kinda sucks.
Avatar Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 6 mo
Meet the HP Laserjet Pro P1606dn. It is the only HP laser monochrome printer you should ever buy. It has a single Ethernet port and no WiFi. Throw it on your router, set its IP, and this printer will follow you to your grave. The toner is 78A and it's CHEAP.
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Shitpost Incarnate @ryandary.me · 6 mo
Meet the HP Laserjet Pro P1606dn. It is the only HP laser monochrome printer you should ever buy. It has a single Ethernet port and no WiFi. Throw it on your router, set its IP, and this printer will follow you to your grave. The toner is 78A and it's CHEAP.
Avatar ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 6 mo
Gotta hand it to printer manufacturers for leading the way in selling shit that no one wants
HP Wants You to Subscribe to Your Next Printerlifehacker.com HP is starting a printer subscription service: Instead of buying a printer, you can rent it, with automatic ink replacements, and 24/7 support. But it's more expensive (and creepy) than it seems.