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@ryandary.me

Ryandary is my name, and shitposting is my game. Sysadmin + cybersecurity nonsense, human rights, and the necessary dismantling of the hyper-capitalist carceral state are also my game.
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Siri how to unsee patterns
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there is no doubt in my mind that state DMVs banning kei cars for being "unsafe" compared to large SUVs is because car manufacturers don't want people learning that smaller and cheaper cars are an option. "kei cars aren't safe on roads with big trucks" THEN BAN THE FUCKING TRUCKS KILLING PEOPLE
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A 10-month-old Palestinian baby has the first recorded case of polio. Polio was considered globally eradicated in 2015. No child in Gaza has received the type-2 polio vaccine since 2016. There are 640K+ children at risk. The IDF did a vaccination booster campaign for its own troops.
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In a country rife with Stand Your Ground laws, it really fucks me up that a teenage sex trafficking victim who killed her abuser is on trial instead of being protected, COMPENSATED and championed as a hero. She stood her ground.
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“Before taking a plea deal earlier this year, Kizer, now 24, was facing a possible life sentence for shooting 34-year-old Randall Volar III when she was 17. Volar, who was White, had been filming his sexual abuse of Kizer, who is Black, for more than a year.” Give her a medal of valor.
Child sex-trafficking victim who killed her abuser will finally learn her fatewww.washingtonpost.com Chrystul Kizer was 17 when she shot Randall Volar III, who filmed his abuse of her. A Wisconsin judge will decide whether she deserves prison or a counseling program.
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May, 1980. Look at that face. A lifelong entitled asshole.
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‼️‼️HELP NEEDED‼️‼️ I depend on my car .I have 4 kids. One is disabled and needs to go to therapies through out the week. My car needs repairs or I can’t drive it for long without risking an accident. PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf Cashapp: cash.app/$coffinmistr... Ko-fi: Coffinmilf
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I’m at $62/1,743. I need my car asap. I don’t know how much more I can say my son is disabled and needs to go to his weekly therapies. Two of my kids also start school in a few weeks !!! Like please boost this as much as possible this is urgent. I cannot drive this car safely right now!
‼️‼️HELP NEEDED‼️‼️ I depend on my car .I have 4 kids. One is disabled and needs to go to therapies through out the week. My car needs repairs or I can’t drive it for long without risking an accident. PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf Cashapp: cash.app/$coffinmistr... Ko-fi: Coffinmilf
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many online leftists: if i can save even one family in Gaza with these donations, it makes the sting to my budget worth it! also many online leftists: there is *no such thing* as "voting as harm reduction" under empire because we're in an oligarchy GOP: thx 4 reminder 2 abolish mutual aid online
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as a Charlie's Webs enjoyer, this is incredibly funny
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Us, about god: "Our god is an awesome god He reigns from heaven above With wisdom, power, and love" somebody: *transes their gender* God: *fucking dies*
There is nothing more metal than trans rights
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aaaaaand that's gonna be an immediate follow. here are some of my favorites:
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Hey friends. I'm a rough spot. Between two different family members in chemo, five cats in need of vet care, and an on-going situation in municipal development that's got me running around the whole town, I need help. ➡️ cash.me/$redconversa... ➡️ paypal.me/RedConversat... ➡️ ko-fi.com/RedConversat...
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THEY ARE ALSO HIRING A GRAPHIC DESIGN ARTIST THIS IS NOT A DRILL IT CLOSES ON THE 19th GO MAKE ART FOR SCIENCE
Hey dorks. Doing some fantasy job searches and realized that the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has an opening for an Astrophysicist. Just sayin.
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i've got $70 of bills coming up in the next few days but we still haven't been able to replace Dalila's tent that was destroyed in the storm. i'm trying to perk back up and get back to making art but it's difficult when isolated not getting any donations or social interactions. 😮‍💨💕💸🏳‍⚧♿
It's been a few days since we had any movement on this! Can we get it going again? #MutualAid #ProtectTransKids 💜⚒️🏳‍⚧💕💸💕🏳‍⚧⚒️💜
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hello this is me, not knowing what a chamber of commerce is, and so i'm about to google that and report back
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ohhhhhhh this is a union that's a union
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If you want to repost anything you know I’ve created, no matter how good or shitty, on another site then do know I like that and approve. Attribution isn’t necessary; think of it as laying little easter eggs around the internet for me to find later.
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Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. Albert Einstein
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how many squid facts you knew - if you offered others squid facts - how you made people feel when you told them a squid fact
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crying and snotting and farting at the landfill because mom won't let me have the Yamaha K-520 tape deck that's a borderline unrepairable monstrosity of belts and bullshit (i have two already)
who cares if u don’t have the space for it broken electronics need a home, you’ll fix them someday, right?
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Same but "New" 3DS XL because they're infamous for being glass cannons once they're opened
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first of all, leave me alone second of all, leave me alone PLEASE
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