ryan cooper: again, Biden should call a press conference where he offers Thomas $5 million to vote his way. "got it right here, folks. cash on the barrel, this is apparently how this court works"

again, Biden should call a press conference where he offers Thomas $5 million to vote his way. "got it right here, folks. cash on the barrel, this is apparently how this court works"

Just stand at the podium counting out bills for like, fifteen minutes

stand at the *lectern

you can lectern deez nuts

Me, reading this: "Oh fuck you." Me, identifying the account that skeeted this: "Oh never mind, that's fine."

no your first assessment was correct

I'll take it! 😁

Press corps counting along...

Ideally it should be in a big burlap sack with a dollar sign on it

Biden counting out money in silence - clears his throat; I wonder what I should do with this. I'm being told it's $5mil. (counting) Any ideas? (keeps counting) I heard Justice Thomas got over $4 mil in gifts over the years (still counting). I wonder if he'd like it? (licks thumb) What a guy.

And he's peeling off those dollar bills, slapping them down. One hundred! Two hundred!

Solid👊

And I can hear those private planes

I feel a long way from the WalMart parking lots of San Salvador

I hear you too.

While it is apparently somehow legal for John Oliver to do this. POTUS doing it kind of seems maybe impeachable? IDK.

Absolute immunity, going by this court's failure to rule

Hey Clarence, how much to get your wife to run a coup attempt if I lose?

Briefcase? Flipping through the stacks to show it's not $20s on top of newspaper?

Instead of crowdfunding for medical care we should be crowdfunding for Thomas opinions.

Don’t hate the idea

We know he's a whore, now it's just a matter of haggling over his price.

Buy flag sponsorships from Alito’s wife. “This week Alito is being sponsored by… *adjusts binoculars* ah! Adobe!

100% he should

What was the OP before it was deleted?

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Deleted this, because the graph actually understates the degree of graph per the organization that put the numbers together

Didn’t John Oliver do that back in Feb?

Sorta, it was like $1M and a big ass RV www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE-V...

Supreme Court Ethics: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)www.youtube.com John Oliver discusses the Supreme Court, the ethically questionable gifts some of the justices receive, and an offer for Clarence Thomas that could ruin John’s life. Genuinely. You’ll see. Connect with Last Week Tonight online... Subscribe to the Last Week Tonight YouTube channel for more almost news as it almost happens: www.youtube.com/lastweektonight Find Last Week Tonight on Facebook like your mom would: www.facebook.com/lastweektonight Follow us on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news: www.twitter.com/lastweektonight Visit our official site for all that other stuff at once: www.hbo.com/lastweektonight

Like the ending of Blue Chips "What, wasn't there some of the other judges, what'd we give 'em? What? Cars? RVs? Gave a judge a RECREATIONAL VEHICLE? Another judge we gave a car port. Didn't we give him a car port? You know, BAGS OF CASH, I don't know what we gave these judges.."

BREAKING: House GOP announces investigation into Biden Family for attempting to bribe a Supreme Court Justice. Said Chairman Jim Jordan "Where is he getting that kind of money?"

😂 Totally. Imagine thé ‘scandal’ in the press too. What a joke.

A giant publishers clearing house check, or a duffel bag?

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