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Johnny Weedseed

@sascrotch.bsky.social

I boogie board and rob banks
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I first heard Kissinger was a war criminal but my mind changed when I found out he was a genius
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Dick Cheney, you are on the clock
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“I didn’t expect my song that trashes obese people on food stamps would be co-opted by the REPUBLICAN PARTY”
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You can keep your Taylor Swift tickets.
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It's funny how Matt Yglesias's political calculus is basically a Bill Simmons trade proposal at this point. "What if Republicans say, 'We'll give you high-speed rail for 20 million homos?' You make that trade, right? You pull that trigger. No one disputes this!"
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Ready for a Rick Moranis Renaissance
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AI might end the world, but it’s not because it outsmarted and enslaved us. It’s because it’s incredibly stupid and could break everything.
Google is dead #RIPGoogle
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I need a working class song that doesn’t blame my boss for my lousy wage, but blame other poor people instead. Like a boss-friendly working class song. Can anyone help me?
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Quitting my IT job to become a UPS driver Man, unions rule
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pronouncing Whac-A-Mole like guacamole from now on
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Stay away from green and clear bottles unless they are completely encased in a cardboard box, blocking light
Like 20 years ago the concept of “skunked beer” (the ruin of the most precious commodity we had) probably used to take up like 5% of my brain space. Whether the beer was gonna get skunked, whether it was in fact skunked, how to stop it from getting skunked
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Hey, what's up? Just came over from X.
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interviewer: your resume says you’re paranoid me: what else did it say
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People always credit the Simpsons for predicting Trump, but Hot Shots Part Duex predicted Biden
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Me checking in on my friends
Me checking in on my friends
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*Raunchy Obama* Uhh if you like the shocker you can keep the shocker
*90s youth pastor Obama* Uhhhhhh know Jesus no fear
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Jeremy Renner App needs to come back so people can finally ditch twitter for good
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Is Maine… nationalizing the power industry?
This November the people of Maine will vote on creating the first state-run public power company. If the measure passes the state will buy out the assets of the two dominant for-profit power companies and replace them with a new public utility.
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