Stephen Blackmoore: America used to be great. — Subium • Bluesky web client

America used to be great.

That how he proposed to Ava Gardner. *rimshot*

You had me ‘till Otto Pinkpig.

Wedges FTW!

Potato Fantasy is an adventure.

That’s gotta be the most haunted place in North America

Damn that fantasy came down hard!

#sickburns?

I regret to inform everyone that this ad is a parody. This was never real. I'm sorry.

Ed. Shouldn’t you be visiting orphanages and pediatric wards for your weekly Santa debunking?

I don't care.

But, Ed, a full three pounds!

I love how this thread goes on and on about how it is a prank, there’s that ridiculous medium post dissecting it point by point, but nobody ever gets around o giving proper credit to the artist. He’s still around, making similar stuff, but for whatever reason chooses f*c****k as his primary outlet.

If I had a Time Machine I would go back to the Irish potato famine and fill the machine with starving Irish and drop them off in the parking lot of Mickey Rooney’s Irish Potato Fantasy and buy them all potato dinners with a pocket full of quarters

I'd kill Hitler but you do you.

Potato potahto

Dean Winchester already did.

I wouldn't do me until after the potato famine bit

The one thing you idiots never tried was just killing Hitler.

Everyone kills hitler their first time

We invent Time Travel, someone tries this, they appear in Hitler's bedroom at 3am with a gun, and Hitler just mutters, "Oh great - here we go again..."

www.smbc-comics.com?id=3266#comic

www.tor.com/2011/08/31/w...

I mean you could off the Brits who were starving the Irish but whatevs

Mickey’s Potato Fantasy wasn’t real… but THIS IS ABSOLUTELY REAL. There’s a REASON they were making fun of him with the potato thing. Mickey Rooney’s Weene [sic] World was real, and it was a chain restaurant with FIFTY-TWO LOCATIONS.

I wonder what slick-tongued grifter got Rooney to invest in this? Still, $1.29 for three full pounds of variously cooked potatoes (no substitutes) is compelling.

plus tax mon-fri

And a free handshake for veterans & seniors. That’s really swell.

LOL at “no tipping ever” at the bottom

now I'm just mad there used to be a restaurant called Potato Fantasy and I never got to go

If it helps, it never actually existed.

There actually was a restaurant in Austin just called Bacon, and I will forever lament that I missed it.

By never going to a place that never existed, we have all actually gone to this place through the powers of double negatives (this is science)

oh well it should have, lol, maybe not under Mikey Rooney's name, but Potato Fantasy should have existed

The genre of Potato Fantasy went into steep decline when the last B. Dalton’s closed.

Perhaps it's the quality of the image, but Rooney's face on his own sign screams "I've made a huge mistake."

It still is

The Unix philosophy in comfort food. Respect.

"Everything is a stream of bytes" taken to its horrifying pinnacle.

I am here over a week late but you take this heart and you think about what you've done

all i want in life is a potato fantasy and a free handshake

POTATO SHAKES‽

Mick says “try ‘em” And he’s not asking.

I’m interested in the free handshakes for seniors and vets

I’d be interested if those were soft serve precursors or what.

It's still not real but oh, if only it had been

Ka-pow indeed

If a president ran on the issue of me being able to get an all-potato meal, I would consider voting for them

Same.

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