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When you're a grownup you can use Christmas cookies as sandwich bread. It's legal and no one can stop you.
Your wife looks so exasperated in the background
I like that it's so evident even with the out of focus. 😅
Don’t need to see her clearly to know she’s rolling her eyes so hard.
"You're posting that on social media aren't you 🙄."
The international FFS face of the spouse who isn’t on social media.
Her face expresses my feelings perfectly
Came here to say that I am the spouse in this relationship to earn this exasperated look. Stay true to yourself Scalzi!!
"John, not again. We talked about this."
Even out of focus Krissy's expression is obvious
[S] Sure. But batter and deep fry that sucker, and he's got the next to prize winner at the State Fair of Texas.
... where they would immediately tar and feather him anyway. Or buttercream him.
[S] Every victory has its cost.
We’ve moved on from buttercream to caramel.
Even Texas wouldn’t allow that.
Nonsense. Just tell some of my neighbors that Teh Libz say it's bad for them and they shouldn't eat it, and they'll be honking the horn at 5 AM at the fairground gates yelling, "HURRY UP AN' GIMME TWO DOZEN! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??"
Legal does not mean right, John 🤦🏻♀️
No no this is for sure illegal
Arrest this man on the grounds of mischief and mayhem
I'm the black bloc president of radical sandwich anarchists and Pop tarts deserve rights even if they're composed of meat.
Upon finishing that and hitting send I will now retire to the mountains so I could perhaps not die on this hill.
no it isn't, because I said so.
In my favor, therefore it works.
(🙃😬)
look this isn't cookies ruining a sandwich, it's ham ruining a cookie
Wait, this s legit if he’s wearing a Heathcliff HAM helmet
Although Maple Bacon icing on top of a sugar cookie has merits...
The Snack Police are on their way, John.
Is that ham? Between biscuits? I won't sleep tonight.
Could be worse it could be a biscuit between two pieces of ham.
I feel John Scalzi should never be invited on Writeopolis just incase he tries to sneak that abomination into the Sandwich Shop Of Dreams
all snack police are bastards
the Taste Police have slapped the siren on the roof
My wife tells me Mr. Scalzi has some kind of deal with the snack police
I have just the thing for you.
@bullythelsb.bsky.social New sandwich idea dropped.
And the first bite you take, the cookie crumbles and half the sandwich also drops.
Why else would be be called Short Bread?!
The look in the background of "Oh for chri--"
We are all Chrissy right now
Someone should still stop you
You were so preoccupied with whether you could that you didn’t stop to think if you should.
Your food crime wave continues unabated.
Sort of the equal but opposite (and tastier) version of Michael Fassbender in The Killer
Tell your wife that you are the tastier version of Michael Fassbender. See how that goes down.
