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Upperclass Twit Of The Year (was funnier on another site)
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Breaking News: President Biden told a key ally his campaign may be unsalvageable if he can’t convince the public he’s up for the job. The conversation is the first public indication that Biden is seriously considering whether he can recover after the debate. nyti.ms/4cHJgGu
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12 hour suspension from the old place. What for? Joe Biden posted about the debate. I responded, "Kick his ass." Immediate notice. I deleted the post but still suspended. Unreal.
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Parental Advisory…
Sexually Suggestive
Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service
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If you don’t sing this, something wrong with you
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One day I'll be one of the cool kids. Until then, join me on #Twitch for some #FM24, where instead of watching the REAL Lamine Yamal, you can watch a DIGITAL VERSION for @IpswichTown !!! Come join the fun! www.twitch.tv/scottcandage
ScottCandage - Twitchwww.twitch.tv Upperclass Twit of the Year - streams FM24, usually as Ipswich Town, DJ in Second Life, singer and musician
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Wow the “lock her up!” people from 2016 are now in lockstep that politicians shouldn’t be locked up under any circumstances lmao
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They’re making him watch the Fatboy Slim “Weapon of Choice” video.
lol what is this
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lol mister “I can totally debate anyone even with multiple brain worms” accepted an invitation from a parody account
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I used to be an academic and now I'm service worker so I've never had access to the kinds of social circles where comedy teams (and opportunities) are forged, I think I can make up for it though if I dance as fast as I can
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In a further sign of the impact of the $787M settlement that Dominion received from Fox News, Michael Cohen's counsel announced today that OAN had retracted as "false" its story that Mr. Cohen had an affair with Stormy Daniels (a/k/a Stephanie Clifford)
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Dream Theater has started a progressive metal beef with Tool by issuing a twenty-seven-minute, twelve-part diss suite.
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