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this doesn't necessarily disprove the "she's dead" theory
And on the third day, the crown hired someone who was better at photoshop.
I see what you did there.
is this our era’s version of the princes in the tower? possibly
Martin McDonagh version of Richard III where they go to a bar and cuss at each other afterwords
Fools! She will be more powerful than they could possibly imagine! 🪄
[sprays Friday night wine on computer screen]
If GB News says she's coming back for Easter, then that's good enough for me.
She's dead.
Mind you, the rumours are nowhere near as exciting as that. You should see what Spanish media (ie, that which is not subject to a D-Notice) is saying!
www.telecinco.es/fiesta/20240...
if you run it through Google translate, its difficult to read but ; ectopic pregnancy, emergency operation. doctors throught she might die, put her into a coma and currently recovering...
Mind you,cosmo is recycling the william affair rumours...
www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainmen...
Epic. I expect the truth - if we ever got it - will be mundane af but I'm living for these theories. Takes my mind of my own fucking nonsense.
Damn homey I looked away and you got a hit skeet
Yeah I don't understand what happened here
I did not see that (second) coming
GBNews, the Daily Mail you can watch on the telly!
Lolol I’m glad I’m not the only one making jokes about this. Girl is gonna rise from the dead
She appears to friends and family on Easter Sunday, then ascends to an undisclosed location in Cornwall sometimes in May.
Princess Kate will return in the Avengers
Hardest I've laughed in a while.
Nice to have a princess with stigmata.
Not where they presume she would have to have them.
You would think she was a premiership footballer or something. The world is turning the finest without her prancing around pretending to care about stuff she doesn’t give a damn about
Really strange way for Jesus to announce the 2nd coming.
You went there & I love it.
@anjaruetzel.bsky.social , was ist eigentlich Ihre Meinung, so als 🇬🇧👑 Experte?
Ich glaube, sie ist nicht tot, nur lädiert.
Also alles ganz harmlos? Oder doch vor der Trennung?
(tiktok hat mich bisschen ruiniert 😁)
How her kids are acting would be a clue. 🧐
I had to grab a screenshot before I reblogged
If anything it corroborates it
She got a nose job or a face lift or something and everyone is freaking out over it.
Wie du denkst, ich hätte nicht schon 573 Varianten dieses Jokes gesehen :D
They’re waiting for the stand-in’s plastic surgery scars to fade enough for them to hide under makeup.
They need time to finish the automaton.
