Todd in the Shadows: A full list of these Ludacris demands: 1. Move bitch 2. Get out the way 3. Get out the way bitch get out the way 4. Get back get back you don't know him like that 5. Get out his bizness his biz nass 6. Stay the fuck up out his biznass

A full list of these Ludacris demands: 1. Move bitch 2. Get out the way 3. Get out the way bitch get out the way 4. Get back get back you don't know him like that 5. Get out his bizness his biz nass 6. Stay the fuck up out his biznass

I got lawsuits in different area codes

But there's one thing we got to know: how low can he go?

Organy got low, low, low, low

In at least two songs Ludacris demands knick-knack paddy-whack

Move, Tish, get out the way 😅

Trump's political opponents have come up to him, crying, saying, "Sir! I think her demands are Ludacris!" (Also, for Trump, "political opponents" includes people who haven't been obsequious enough yet.)

7. finance a spinoff movie for my Fast/Furious character

Wait! 7. ROLL OUT.

Yeah!

When you're a star, they're a lady in the street and a freak in the bed

It’s a low bar when this is the wholesome version of the sentiment. 😭😭😭

I hear it in his accent now

Well, at least we know Donnie actually wrote that.

👏👏👏

I do have a message to the Orange Dic! youtu.be/uNuHV-iLBRw?...

The Doctor is gonna bust everything in yo assyoutu.be The sequel to 2010's "The Doctor is gonna bust a cap in yo ass". Since then, I have been surprised to see new fans' persistent shock (and denial) of the Doct...

Drumpf's lawyers suggested that a president can murder their opponents as long as they're not impeached/convicted by Congress. The Seals should take him out from a helicopter while he blabbers on the steps of the NY Court and blast a "da-dam" on the loudspeakers as a cross reference to Law & Order.

And Ludacris was on Law & Order… Full circle.

Wowza! You're on to something! Also, the guy on the right is Diet Coke or something, which is his favorite Black drink, and he's really good with the Blacks. He loves the Blacks. He's very successful with the Blacks. Even more than Barack Hussein Obama, who wasn't even born here. Full two circles!

7. All area codes required to provide Ludacris with at least one (1) ho

Much simpler if it were LMFAO’s demands.

Ludacris Covfefe😉 I might change my Bluesky handle

Don’t forget hamberders

🏅

All the good responses that people know are taken, I'm stuck with stuff like "Tell these hoes to press the start button."

I swore I wasn’t reskeeting anything Trump-related this year but...

You might say this is Ludacris, but Taio Cruz tell him how you feel! Now listen to me baby... I hate you too, Trump.

That’s the title of his new single

So good!

Like a good neighbor…

@alttext.bsky.social

A+ skeet, todd

Trump is ludicrous.

🏆

scream-laughter!

Why is Trump worried about a retired rapper’s demands? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludacris

I concur.

😂😂😂

Soundtrack to this list:

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