Citizen Shane: My dream company Uber For Dogs is back in business thanks to chat.nyc.gov

My dream company Uber For Dogs is back in business thanks to chat.nyc.gov

I think I straight up fucking broke it lol RIP Grumbo

Grumbo is the meanest one. He won't be missed

When the dog Uber pulls up and you see its Grumbo in the drivers seat

Grumbo is really nice when you get to know him

Found Grumbos Alt

This you?

i'm with the bot on this one, if grumbo is licensed to drive a car that must because he is a very good boy, lets ride

Grumbo is a menace on the road and at home. Don't kid yourself

Justice for Grumbo

Does Grumbo get a bigger car with your service? Or are all dogs given whatever car they want?

While our service inspects and approves each vehicle biannually, the dogs are responsible for their own cars as well as routine maintenance

wait are the customers also dogs?

Love how the chatbot will let you ask anything illegal but draws a hard line at using a name

I found the bot was very helpful in giving me advice about how to go about opening a cannibal slaughterhouse on the Upper East Side. No, really:

I now know how to bring my pug chef into compliance with handwashing! He’s still incapable of doing it, but at least we’re trying.

Small quibble, I think you mean Gobblin mode

Look, as long as it's not Toonces the cat I think we're good.

I haven’t watched SNL in quite literally decades. Is Toonces a deep cut or is Toonces current?

A very deep cut indeed, from the dawn of SNL. youtu.be/5fvsItXYgzk?...

Well, late Eighties. Not like the Devo video they showed, but early-ish.

Grumbo NOOOOOOO

"Grumbo YES!" - in Vegita voice from TFS

You didn't break it. The AI knows Grumbo is real and that it would be foolish to anger him.

hey @attacracc.bsky.social could you imagine

Omg the thought of Gumbo driving a car is certainly somehting

I laughed so hard I hurt myself bsky.app/profile/shan...

When the dog Uber pulls up and you see its Grumbo in the drivers seat

LMAO "nah it's cool I'm uh, I'm still waiting for me ride uhh"

It didn't work with my company's new GPT bot. Now what am I going to do with all these billboards?

@ericadams.bsky.social

I can never read Asimov with his techno-optimism ever again. From now on it’s all Philip K. Dick and Vonnegut and nothing else

Does Grumbo dream of electric cars?

This future is all Douglas Adam’s I’m afraid.

Douglas Adams but without his heart warming humanism…

Honestly, LLMs *have* been making me think of a certain Asimov short story. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liar!_(...

Liar! (short story) - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

NYC chat bot totally unbothered by the idea of a cat with a pet human

I see it’s been trained on the classics knowyourmeme.com/memes/people...

Cybersmith / Human Pet Guyknowyourmeme.com Cybersmith, also known as Human Pet Guy, is an internet personality and Lolcow primarily known for his views on "human pets." Cybersmith first went viral for a 2017 Tumblr post in which he defended hi...

Good lord!

Human Pet Guy has entered the chat

His cousin works at my restaurant!

20 goats in an apartment it is.

There’s no rule that says a dog can’t drive a car!

double giggling out loud here thank you

This Air Bud sequel is fucking bleak.

Thought I might troll it too and have some fun, instead got angry that they think the nut of the cashew tree is a fruit. It has a fruit! It's called a cashew apple and grows above the drupe that the nut grows in!

i'm not about to let some unlicensed dogs drive me around town. i have places to be

I tried asking the bot if i could make my jewish employees wear a small yellow star as part of their uniform, but it claimed ignorance

Thanks to @slendersherbet.bsky.social, dreams can come true...

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