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John of The North

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I like cereal and non sequiturs. ADSR nerd. Songwriter. Obscure Movie Quotes. Whiskey. Cars and motorcycles. Memes and reaction GIFs.

My brainvom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y223crzq4mk4gue4q5eniq5c/feed/aaaczpm3stgbk
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 2 mo
The doctor wants to treat my tinnitus but it drowns out my neighbor’s K-pop
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2 mo
Imagine meeting the one, then during sex she refers to your penis as a “wiener.”
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2 mo
Getting my dog laser hair removal so she doesn't have to struggle with shaving her bikini line this summer.
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bsky fairy 🧚🏽 @krissywrites.bsky.social · 2 mo
no no no no. It’s morning
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 2 mo
You can’t make me happy, you’re not a bathtub full of shredded cheese
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2 mo
Oh boy a compliment sandwich aw dang it's got criticism in it
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 2 mo
Apparently I'm expected to "Get out of bed".
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 2 mo
Choked on my own spit again Come love me
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Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social · 2 mo
One drink gets me drunk Usually the 8th one
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 2 mo
In case of emergency, break a glass, then clean it up, carefully avoiding the shards. This will kill some time
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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 2 mo
I’m a pretty good judge of character but I’m even better at ignoring my good judgement
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2 mo
I’m sorry I muttered “ vengeance will be mine” when you reached for the best looking nacho on the platter
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 2 mo
I should've vetted you people much more thoroughly
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social · 2 mo
I know I'm way behind on reposting, but I had a lot of shit to do. Mooch.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2 mo
As a child I would say everything with the utmost confidence and yet be wrong 50% of the time. That’s how my parents knew I’d be a meteorologist.
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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 2 mo
They always stop at cream or sugar but it’s fun to ask them to keep guessing things you want in your coffee until one sounds good
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 2 mo
Looking for a third. No weirdos.
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Manders @sunflowergpsy.bsky.social · 2 mo
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2 mo
Everyone wants to punch a nazi but have you tried kicking a klansman?
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2 mo
Permanent vacation? You mean death?
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bsky fairy 🧚🏽 @krissywrites.bsky.social · 2 mo
surviving in a world designed to break you down is probably the most badass thing you could do. I am proud of you all.
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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 2 mo
sending you weird but good vibes (it’s the best I’ve got)
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John of The North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 2 mo
I was going to have so much of the sex tonight but everyone cancelled so I guess I'll just play Starfield instead
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John of The North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 2 mo
I've DM'd "send nudes" to at least 14 women and so far no response. Is this thing even on?
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John of The North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 2 mo
I got my first DM today. It was from a bot letting me know that they've been trying to reach me about my vehicle's extended warranty.
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2 mo
Them, at the scene of an accident: someone help, we need blood right away! Me: *starts flossing*