I just read an article on understanding gen Alpha, which is hilarious because they practically have their own language invented by a bunch of YouTube idiots.
I asked someone what the difference between the Black Eyed Peas and chick peas is.
After several incorrect guesses, I had to tell them that while the Black Eyed Peas could sing us a song, chick peas could only hummus one.
Just reflecting on how in the early 90s Bart Simpson shocked the nation into a moral outrage saying stuff like "Eat my shorts" and now the hawk tuah girl is a celebrity no questions asked.
My friends are like we haven’t heard from you.
I’m like I just talk to people from Blue-sky now, I get all my socializing and conversations in online and don’t have to see people.
15 asked me to take him to goodwill and help him learn how to thrift shop 🥹
found him an Oscar de la Renta sweater and Yves Saint Laurent pants. $13 total
yeah, he’s hooked now 🙌🏼
