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Who called a JAWS rip off set in France 'Under Paris', and not 'Shark de Triomphe'?
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Appears I was a bit late to the party.
Chomps-Élysées?
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If the end of the film isn't heralded by the word "Fin" in huge text, then somebody needs firing.
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You mean the after credits teaser for Part II, obviously
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(fancy script font) F I N . . . ?
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Under Paris: Shark de Triomphe Under Paris 2: Eau No! Under Paris 3: Shark, Fin
Who called a JAWS rip off set in France 'Under Paris', and not 'Shark de Triomphe'?
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On a slightly different note, who calls it "Thames Water" and not "Eau de Toilette"?
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If we're going to go with Jaws references, might as well modify its French title : From "Les dents de la mer" to "Les Dents de La Seine"
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They're saving that one for the s'quale
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Literal applause here
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Sharkre bleu!
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the only way i'll be content with this movie is if the sharks get into the catacombs.
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I.... I think that's the pitch. From the trailer:
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well i'm slightly relieved now, and accept the use of "under" in the title. i'm also convinced this movie will be max 2 stars if we're really lucky, but at least i will allow the preposition use.
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Max 2 stars? My kind of movie. I am so looking forward to this. Yes I watched every single Sharknado movie why do you ask?
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Under Paris was still not a great title. But it was actually a good movie. I went in expecting schlock but instead I enjoyed it as a movie in and of itself. I wrote a mini review check my profile for it.
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i watched it and it was far from perfect, but a lot better than expected. did not predict that ending, so it gets bonus points for surprising me.
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Far from perfect. The ending though -- whoa. Although I don't think the Seine holds that much water. But you know, scifi movie trying to make a point.
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Nice. The first time I visited Paris “Jaws” was playing in cinemas with the title “Les Dents de la Mer.”
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‘The Teeth of the sea’? There’s a band called that.
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I'm still trying to convince someone to make my idea...
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Laurel and Hardy did it first
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Because unfortunatly, a catchy title does not implicate a good movie (sometimes far from it 😓)
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Have to find this one. I love bad shark movies.
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Unfortunatly it's bad in a bad way -_-
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I found the description, I think I might have already seen it. Which makes it not memorable which is bad, but I watched it all the way through and didn't turn it off so it is acceptable.
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Honnestly if it wasn't in a theater I would have left after 5-10 minutes (it was during this festival)
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Strange mix between documentaries and B movies
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i see a pygmy hippo, a African Elephant, a giraffe, a sheep, a fucking chimp and a great white that looks like the model was taken straight from a crappy horror game, also the sheep is laying down lol
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Jaws is known as "les dents de la mer" (teeth of the sea) in French. Presumably, they could call this one "les dents de la Seine."
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