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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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Please think of the dogs this 4th. Like mine, who wanted to open a fireworks stand, but the city will not grant him a permit
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When my wife gets murdered tomorrow they’ll probably blame me
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*diarrhea funneling out the left leg of my capri pants* Hey, I don’t work here, but can I get you folks anything?
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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5 days
everyone is fighting some kind of battle sucker punch them while they’re focused on the other battle
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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First date idea: I shave your head and tell the waiter you have cancer
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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6 days
No idea who that kid in my pfp is I just found it on the dark web
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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Kamala Harris would be the first President that I would want to have Sexy Time with, other than Millard Fillmore of course
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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Feeding one kid high grade beef and the other kid low grade beef and we’re gonna settle this great beef debate once and for all
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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Starting to regret letting my wife bang that basketball team
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If they can make a veggie burger I can make a beef watermelon
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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*blushing, reattaching my penis* haha, this almost never happens
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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8 days
Offering to order for my date at Cracker Barrel and then just saying the names of nascar drivers to the waitress
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the postes
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YOU THERE. WHAT YEAR IS IT. ARE FAT WOMEN FUCKABLE YET
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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“Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?” “It’s a plantain.”
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Me: I have to say, your breasts looked nicer in your profile pic. Her: Your profile pic was a black man. Me: Actually, I was doing blackface. But I guess we all look alike to you, huh?
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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If I were president I would kill everybody
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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Using a laser pointer to show my wife where I did the poopie
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Swim Jeans 👖
@shortsleevesuit.bsky.social
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11 days
Like a penis in a woodchipper so are the days of our lives
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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Using a laser pointer to indicate all the dishes my wife needs to clean
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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10 days
My buddy Darren and I finally succumbed to our urges. No homo but it was great
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Wilbur72
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My wife just said “Are you even listening to me?!?”, which I thought was a really strange way to start a conversation.
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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Building my own cybertruck out of some crap I found
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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Crashing my car out of boredom
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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Getting that surgery that makes my dick look like a single beef ravioli
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I can’t explain it but I can smell country music and it stinks
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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Moments before I dressed up like courtney love and shot kurt cobain I told him I was a really big fan and that his music meant a lot to me
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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Cosplaying as my naked father
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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I promise that your wife and I are only friends. In fact I find her extremely unattractive.
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@sliceofhell.bsky.social
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20 days
I’ll vote for whichever candidate bangs his daughter first
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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If I was asked to convert a fraction to a decimal I’d probably throw up.
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