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elusive sounders & reign couch ultra. several chronic illnesses in a trench coat. giant bookworm.
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The Sounders have some GFTK energy going on and it’s so beautiful

I just learned what vocal stimming is, which explains why I’ve been running around the office all day muttering “periapical radiolucency” to myself

My sister has loved the books I’ve given her over the years (the ultimate compliment tbh) and asked for a book for her birthday. I got her a book for her birthday, plus 4 other books, a book light and magnetic cat bookmarks. I am going to be insufferable until she reads them all. I’m so sorry, kid

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We! Never! Stopped! Getting! COVID!!!! What the actual SHIT is this headline?????? There has never been a time, in the last 4.5 godforsaken years, when we didn't have people getting COVID!!!

A seasonal wave of #Covid is sweeping across the U.S., driven by the FLiRT variants, a trio of the latest #SARSCoV2 mutants making the rounds. So no, it's not your imagination. People are getting Covid again www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...

Yep, people are getting COVID againwww.seattletimes.com A seasonal COVID-19 wave appears to be underway with cases growing or likely growing in 39 states.

I think it’s time I break down and get an air conditioner for my room. It’s 84 degrees inside and I am SUFFERING.

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Sure I’ll donate my body to science. I took a turn, let’s see what they can do with it.

Never fear, 1-0 is the second most dangerous lead in soccer (maybe)

The camera work makes this game feel like a found footage horror film

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Wouldst thou like to live hydratedly

I have had the hiccups for several hours which really sucks since my job is Talking and also Talking on Phones

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Jimmy Pesto pleads guilty for Jan. 6

Bob's Burgers actor Jay Johnston to plead guilty for role in Capitol riotconsequence.net Bob's Burgers actor Jay Johnston plans to plead guilty after being charged for his role in the January 6th Capitol riot.

Today is the second time in 6 years that I’ve forgotten a dose of my daily meds. I will gladly go another 6 years before doing it again, because that shit sucked. You know it’s a doozy since I’m actually excited for extra prednisone.

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Jackson's Hole must've been pretty remarkable to get a whole town named after it

My apologies to the entire neighborhood for the way I celebrated that goal

Big day over here - first Saturday at work, first day running the front from open to close, first day doing it all on my own. I’ve got 24oz of caffeine, brought donuts for everyone and I’m crossing every possible appendage that it goes smoothly

Happy summer break, teachers. Y’all deserve a raise and a long rest

OH MY GOD

# 1 Paul Rothrock fan, logging on

Shoutout to my dad, who taught me to be handy, resourceful, and to make every project 10 times more difficult than it needs to be

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happy pride, y’all

My mom showed her 3rd grade students pictures from our recent trip, and they said I look “like a famous rock star” and that I “have cool style”. They want my mom to bring me in for show and tell. Nobody can tell me shit about anything, children think I’m cool!

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you have entered my circle of unconditional love. i am so sorry but i will hope good things happen to you for the rest of your life. it's almost impossible to change this

This morning at work I spent almost an hour making a very clear, nicely handwritten list of all the available appointments for 2024. It was 2 full, beautiful pages and was accurate for all of 3 minutes and is now covered in so many scribbles it’s almost illegible. I am more tortured than Sisyphus.

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I’m growing new teeth faster than this dentist can pull them. I see fear in his eyes, smell it seeping from his pores. His liver spotted hand trembles. Two more teeth emerge, sharp ones

Crocheting and watching sports. This is the biggest thing I’ve made so far! I’ve still gotta figure out corners and consistent tension. I may or may not be deep in a hobby rabbit hole.

I’m rereading Stephen King’s Dark Tower series for the first time in 15 years. I just made it to the part in the 7th book where [REDACTED] is [REDACTED] in the [REDACTED] and I am emotionally devastated. I remember very little from my first read through and I was utterly unprepared

My sister got me started on crochet and after several days of hard work I have produced my masterpiece lol

These Wednesday night Sounders games are kicking my ass

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My wife, my wife! What wife? I have no wife. O insupportable! O heavy hour!

My dog has discovered that if he gets out of bed with me at 4:45am, there’s food and tea involved and if he’s obnoxious enough I’ll share with him. I have created a hungry morning monster