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Just your run-of-the-mill sock puppet with an opinion. All opinions are that of the human with its hand stuck up my hole. Pronoun: it/it
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 17 hr
The real victim here is…
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 4 days
Sigh.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 8 days
Looks like a future Republican coming to the ballot near you.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 1 mo
Was this just a coincidence?
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 2 mo
It’s the fentanyl of books…
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 2 mo
We need a meme of him holding the actual book instead of a printout of the cover. Banana for scale:
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 2 mo
When they say ’very short’, these books are pocket sized… Also, the college admins who are calling the cops, along with the cops and city officials are doing something believe this is a zero-sum game. How do I know that?
Avatar Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 2 mo
There's a lot going on in this bullshit, but I think the single funniest thing is trying to draw attention to a book titled "Terrorism: A Very Short Introduction" as though it's a how-to guide rather than a short scholarly work published by Oxford Press.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 2 mo
Not really kidding how small these books are…
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 2 mo
::taps sign::
Avatar Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 2 mo
Jonathan Mitchell—one of Trump's top lawyers—is asking Texas to investigate a woman who traveled to Colorado for a legal abortion. Mitchell represents the woman's ex-boyfriend, who's accusing her of breaking the law by traveling out of state to terminate. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
Texas man files legal action to probe ex-partner’s out-of-state abortionwww.washingtonpost.com The previously unreported petition reflects a potential new antiabortion strategy to block women from ending their pregnancies in states where abortion is legal.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 2 mo
Here's one point that sums it up...
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 3 mo
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 3 mo
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 3 mo
Obligatory eclipse photo.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 3 mo
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 3 mo
We are building an army…
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 4 mo
Avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 4 mo
reskeet with a tweet you still think about randomly
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 4 mo
Is ‘bunnies’ an imperial or metric unit of measure?
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 4 mo
Wait until he finds out the true 'murder' rates...
Avatar Eugene Freedman @eugenefreedman.bsky.social · 4 mo
On CNN, Gov. Abbot gave up the next phase of the game. They are going to pass laws that deal with parental rights for unimplanted embryos "left over" from IVF treatments (what happens upon divorce, death, etc.). Protecting IVF by granting more personhood to 5-day fertilized eggs.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 5 mo
How I look to gen z
Avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 5 mo
How I look to gen z
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 5 mo
Search your camera roll for "art"
Avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 5 mo
search your camera roll for "art"
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 5 mo
Weird.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 6 mo
They just want to be pissy and call people bigots. You know, if that makes them happy, then so be it.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 6 mo
Funny you say that…
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 6 mo
9%. Those Trappist Monks know how to make a great breakfast. If there is a a god, they are definitely doing that god’s work.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 7 mo
But that’s what conservatives have been complaining about. They want to be able to get in front of audiences and preach the genocide of all out groups. That’s their free speech right. That’s why there are examples and the ‘hearing’ involved 3 women.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 7 mo
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 7 mo
He’s trying to be Ace Rimmer…
Avatar Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 7 mo
outfit looks like what you'd see if you plugged "what if launchpad mcquack got divorced" into an AI image generator
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 7 mo
Avatar Kevin Gannon @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 7 mo
If you see this you have to post an image from your phone and don't explain it
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 7 mo
It’s not that he can’t say it. He’s upset that people will think he’s an asshole for saying it…
Avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 7 mo
Over on the other site, the world's richest man is spending his Thanksgiving Saturday wondering how many people he has to kill before he can say a racial slur and get away with it.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 7 mo
There are two types of people: Those who cycle and those who claim cycling is “woke.”