The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele

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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele

@bakeshakenbake.bsky.social

Dad, lefty (hand usage and otherwise), Pathfinder enthusiast, low-maintenance Twitter castoff. I work full-time fixing research equipment that I probably broke.
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After I post this, I’m going to uninstall the Bluesky app and take an indefinite breather due to some health issues that require me to remove big stressors. I know, no need to announce my departure or anything, I just don’t want people who actually enjoy my posts/replies to think that I died.
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red alert, the mets veteran of the game is "seymour weiner." this is not a joke
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Being constantly bombarded with instagram influencers whose livelihood depends on working out so much that it's unhealthy and movie stars juiced up on The Marvel Steroids is causing all kinds of male body image problems, it's really bad!
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The fish doorbell in Utrecht is up and running! Watch an underwater livestream, see a fish, press the "doorbell" to signal the Weerdsluis lock operator to open the lock and let the fish into the canal
IT'S FISH DOORBELL SEASON!!! The time of the year has arrived once again where we have to help the fish of Utrecht get through the lock by opening the door for them when you spot them on the camera. visdeurbel.nl/en/the-fish-...
The fish doorbellvisdeurbel.nl Soms moeten vissen lang wachten bij de Weerdsluis, omdat de sluisdeuren in het voorjaar niet vaak open gaan. Daar hebben we iets op bedacht.
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JOHN HENRY EDEN: There’s a new guy in the Wasteland, folks. A new guy. Might be a gal, that’s how bad it is now—they call him the “Lone Wanderer.” Goes around getting into fights, shooting matches, exploring abandoned subway stations. Many people think he’s a great guy. They say ooh, he does quests
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A hallmark of the reactionary movement against it was also police unions and departments and their political allies making the propaganda push that they will stop doing their jobs if citizens aren’t nicer to them. The behavior of a protection racket, not a taxpayer funded service
I feel the mainstream of the country has memory holed so much horror, but I have never forgotten the way a movement to reform racist policing was beaten back, literally, with police violence, including violence targeting the journalists who tried to cover it. www.latimes.com/california/s...
L.A. Times reporters attacked by Minnesota troopers will settle lawsuit for $1.2 millionwww.latimes.com The journalists sued the Minnesota State Patrol in 2021 after being cornered and attacked by officers while covering a protest of George Floyd's slaying.
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I’ve mentioned it before but as a teenager I made someone so mad online that whois’d my personal website, got my phone number, and threatened to call my parents and tell them about my bad language. I had dial-up internet so I just stayed online so the call wouldn’t go through and he gave up
what’s the stupidest and/or funniest internet beef you’ve ever been in? there have got to be some great stories here
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it's gettin hot in here so take off every zig
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just misspelt a word by a single letter and Google can't tell what word i'm trying to spell. what a giant piece of shit. this company is worth a trillion dollars. this is cop-fired-gun-instead-of-taser levels of incompetence. sundar pichai should be forced to resign.
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he’s finally hit the ‘skull calipers’ level, congrats everyone
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making an exception to my ban on twitter screens because one is 😚👌💋
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I can’t even co-pilot the Millennium Falcon any more because of wook.
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You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?
You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?
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Customer: I'M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED
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And the broader point here is how much antisocial behavior is now embraced and coded as conservative and pro-social behavior is coded as left wing! They’ve decided that not being a gross weirdo is “woke.”
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Customer: WHEN I PLAYED FOOTBALL IN HIGH SCHOOL MY JERSEY NUMBER WAS 69 AND MY CHILDHOOD NICKNAME WAS SLUT DMV: SLUT 69 Verdict: DENIED
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It’s so funny how he uses Hobbits and the Shire all derogatory, when in the books all the men of Gondor, Rohan, the Dunedain, etc get all misty-eyed just thinking about them and their silly, happy lives
A white nationalist encounters "his people," and learns that he hates everything about "white America," including (surprise surprise) that none of the conservative women want to fuck him. He concludes "real America" sucks and is freeloading. I am sure this guy came off tremendously normal.
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It’s wild to see them going from free speech absolutists to demanding people be nice to them online or go to jail for mafia crimes
Lol. Listening to Elon Musk on a Twitter Spaces with Missouri's AG, Elon just suggested that activists calling on advertisers to stop advertising on Twitter "might be a RICO violation" and @kenwhite.bsky.social I am required to inform you.
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since we're posting Teslas and Truck Nutz, please enjoy the funniest image that Tesla's driving automation technology has ever produced
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🎵you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave🎵🎸
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It’s kind of ironic that the Ruth Bader Ginsburg award got hijacked by right wingers after the person in charge died instead of retiring and choosing a decent successor
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I will live in the bug. I will eat the pods
Morrowind (2002)
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top all time episode of columbo is the one where he tells a gym owner that his wife is thick as fuck and he loves women with fat asses
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dnc email: JOE BIDEN JUST DIED OF A BROKEN HEART! BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DONATE ENOUGH! Send us $5000 & get a FREE "the p in trump stands for poop" bumper sticker rnc email: wouldn't it be fucked up if your son was a woman? print out this image to ward off pedophiles: [ATTACHED: balenciaga_hitler.png]
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A couple of weeks ago I had a medical emergency while driving and had to pull over and call 911 (I’m okay now, it wasn’t anything lethal.) one of the paramedics had a they/them sticker on their radio and a friend who is trans helped retrieve my car. You’re all wanted and needed here
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I've argued that Bret Stephens is a big stupid dork. Here I imagine him seeing a lady naked for the first time. STEPHENS: [hiding behind couch, fumbling with phone] Hello, police?
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Insurance agent: tell me again about the waters of your homeworld MA beachfront property owner: *sigh*
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day 2 of candy crush regionals is heating up
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I have photoshopped the picture you were hoping would prove I was alive forgive me graphic design is my passion