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Desert days and sandstorm nights
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Time for an economics lesson.
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If you're worried about brevity in your writing, don't. It took Project 2025 nine hundred pages to say fourteen words.
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“They want to eliminate national parks” is a very simple way to get just about anyone on the Stop Project 2025 train. Are there much more glaring and life-threatening goals of P25? Yes but even your most bigoted cousin does not want to see the parks system sold for parts.
This!! Start with “they want to end no fault divorce, sell national parks, and ban porn” end with tax structure.
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ME: I'm restaurant-pilled. I'm fully ketchuped up. I'm frenchfrymaxxing. FIRST DATE: Okay. Sure, this place is pretty good. ME: (under my breath) I'm The Burger Enjoyer.
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Yet another example for the depressingly thick: "NOT A DRAG QUEEN TRYING TO READ A BOOK TO KIDS" file.
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The only valid thief is a magpie.
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$650 MILLION SPENT ON VANITY SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS THIS YEAR BY LOTS OF COMPANIES WHO SAY THEY DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THEIR WORKERS A LIVING WAGE.
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Weird fact of the day (day 1): In 1926, some folks from Mississippi sent Calvin Coolidge a LIVE RACCOON to eat for Thanksgiving. Instead of eating her, the family decided to keep the raccoon, now named Rebecca, as a pet. Rebecca lived at the White House until Coolidge left office in 1929. 🦊
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Why isn’t there karaoke for aging indie millennials. You can’t tell me a room full of people in their late 30’s don’t want to sing All My Friends
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YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??
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been laughing at this tweet ever since i saw it. a perfect banger.
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Vibe based testimony giving
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Mixed results
Search your camera roll for “shark” (Seriously. I want to see what comes up when people who aren’t shark scientists do this)
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Gonna tell my grandkids this was Elon Musk
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Only racism, denuded American Christianity, and good ol' American provincial ignorance keep the Save the Children moms from realizing that the adrenochrome factory is just some Tanzanian factory town where babies are worked to death to provide Nestle Crunch, approved by the US Supreme Court.
every generation gets the Immortan Joe it deserves
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