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Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent. I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns.
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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social · 3 hr
No discourse only memes
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No discourse only memes
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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 6 hr
Today is International Hot Dog Day? Well, be sure to get an international hot dog inside you. If you need an international hot dog, lmk
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James[topher] @tarnation.bsky.social · 1 mo
Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.
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Lorenzo805 @loman805.bsky.social · 14 hr
Buenos Dias Hermano! 😺☕❤️😇🙏 Lemme get my bib and I'll be right next to you!
Avatar 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 + 𝒜𝒩𝒯𝐼𝐹𝒜 𝐸𝒯𝐸𝑅𝒩𝒜𝐿 🖤 @unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social · 14 hr
Good Morning, brother! Hi Fam! Let's eat, UK style!
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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social · 14 hr
Lmao get scammed bitch fuck u sfstandard.com/2024/07/16/s...
Sam Altman sues after buying $27M 'lemon' mansion on Lombard St.sfstandard.com OpenAI boss Sam Altman thought he'd bought a Russian Hill mansion complete with a "Batcave." But a new lawsuit against the builder claims the billionaire was misled into buying a $27 million "lemon" r...
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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social · a day
Self actualized enough to know I need to be the weird one in any relationship
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Wicked Hoodie @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 2 days
so like absolutely not or you would just prefer
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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social · 2 days
FBI: yeah we just gotta check a few things here, we got our top magic helmet agents on it don't worry
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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social · 2 days
What'd the fascist who got his fascist hat taken away by a federal judge say? "I want my hat back" www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
DOJ rejects QAnon Shaman's request to get his Jan. 6 helmet and spear backwww.nbcnews.com Jacob Chansley should not get possession “of a spear and a helmet used to project strength" during the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol, federal prosecutors wrote.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 6 mo
Transcripts imply the existence of ciscripts. (You guys followed me. I don’t know what to tell you.)
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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 2 days
It’s rough out there take this
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 2 days
TWISTER is such a great movie. The good storm chasers have sensors that are balls, which are round and wholesome, and the bad storm chasers have sensors that are cubes, the most evil shape.
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Wicked Hoodie @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 2 days
thinking about the time a guy @‘ed me that if i keep reposting so much he would have to block me so i reposted it and he blocked me
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Wicked Hoodie @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 4 days
There are goth girls with more ear trauma than that
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Wicked Hoodie @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 2 days
don’t panic? you haven’t been paying attention homie
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Pine Affinity @breed.bsky.social · 2 days
I am levitating cross-legged in the Oasis panopticon, simultaneously streaming every studio, demo, live, cover, and remix version of Wonderwall directly into my auditory cortex. Do not approach.
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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 2 days
Remember 5 years ago when the trailer for Cats came out? We still a haven't recovered.
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Wicked Hoodie @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 4 days
Dr. Ruth taught me everything i know about face down ass up i can’t believe she’s gone
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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social · 4 days
Will there still be an Oswald on this one even though they missed?
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Wicked Hoodie @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 5 days
Dr. Ruth has died what if i forget how to masturbate
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heather @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 5 days
Fucking, Americans, have been eating weetabix as a biscuit.
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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social · 5 days
Really wanna learn how to do macrame, but I also have zero patience. So you see my dilemma
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social · 7 days
An age gap relationship, but it’s just me and my heirloom Twinkies.
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Aurora, gradually and then suddenly @auroragirl.bsky.social · 6 days
The key to getting people to like you is to first over-promise and then over-OVER-deliver, yes very wise thank you brain
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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 6 days
Hobby horse racing? Ugh. Well, I guess after they let golf into the Olympics, anything can be a "sport".
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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 9 mo
When women talk of "period" panties, I always imagine something Jane Eyre or Emma Bovary would wear. You know, like Victorian Period or French Second Empire or something.
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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 7 days
doubled down on this by explaining Gillian’s Island
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I just displayed an overwhelming knowledge of Charles in Charge and I am never going to have sex again, am I? Sigh.
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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social · 7 days
So cool how we're all on the same insomnia schedule now
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8 days
Sorry your boyfriend thinks the clitoris is the chamber in which a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly.