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CNN said “lost”
perfect news alert NYT, really captures the relevant facts, 10/10 no notes
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Yeah, “…in an explosion.” Lots of crashing and burning in Muskworld these days.
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They lost it first, it took them a while to confirm it blew up. Which is much funnier than it just blowing up, imo
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The woke mind virus did this
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i'm not going to say what kind of rocket it was, we know i'm not allowed to say that. it was a jewish rocket
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‘Twas the space laser shooting it down as retribution for the antisemitism on X, rite?
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My fear is Elon continues to decline in mental health and hygiene at the rate he appears to be doing in the newspapers, then takes revenge for our failure to appreciate what he has “done for us.”
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He did that when he bought Twitter
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'officer-involved shooting' language extends to elon's companies. lost?
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in all fairness, you do lose a thing when they explode
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The rocket and spacecraft woke up on a tropical island where every question creates further questions which ultimately resolve in disappointing answers that largely boil down to "magic island"
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i hope they find them
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Failure is inseparable from innovation, and the road to every breakthrough is paved with early setbacks, but also lol
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Yes—but this reeks of: “boss, we told you, we weren’t prepared to launch” “And I told you, I needed a distraction right now from that Nazi thing! You’re all fired!”
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Yeah The launch was rushed again for petty reasons
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In fairness, the first two and a half minutes went fine. I guess that's a "successful start." 🤣
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“Lost” makes it sound like they lost contact or like it flew off course and now it’s floating who knows where in space
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Rocket got a bit distracted and wandered off, whereever it’s gone it’s probably fine tho.
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just got a bit turned around on some one way streets, stopped for a coffee, wound up talking to one of E's human kids about what a crap parent he is. they'll be busy for... a while
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Abe Lincoln: They play is off to a great start!
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Someone explain it to me again why we can't take back all of Elon's government money and give it to NASA?
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Because if you take all of the government money and give it to a corporation, that's good capitalism. Capitalism good. If you take that same money and give it to a government entity, that's Big Government Socialism. Socialism bad. I hope this has made things clearer.
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I hate to break it to y’all but Starship will be the lunar lander for the Artemis missions.
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My condolences to the families of the astronauts stuck relying on it.
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NASA has incredibly stringent standards which Falcon 9 and Dragon had to meet, and they do a great job of it. But with the timeline on Artemis, starship will not have the same amount of time to establish its record like Falcon 9/Dragon have.
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But they’re gonna have to do it if they want to keep the NASA contract.
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It’s money. They don’t have the budget to do things they way they did them with Apollo.
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Maybe, but they aren't getting their money's worth with Elon.
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Because Falcon 9 is the most successful American rocket right now. It delivers more payload to orbit every year than every other American launch provider combined, and for far cheaper.
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It is nasa in the late 50’s when we were learning to do something new. The first stage failure was no surprise but the second stage loss stings. So close!
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My father was in the first nasa engineers. He was the lead engineer of Saturn V's control panel. They were not profit-driven. We don't need corporate type's leaving trash in space. Private enterprise should be kept out.
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Not to defend them (I am on bluesky for a reason) but it was suborbital so it all fell down. And NASA’s not for profit record is not unblemished.
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They’re gonna do a deep dive on gravity’s checkered past.
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“were lost” is to “fucken exploded lol” what “passed away” is to “dead as hell lmbo”
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