Jason, the Okayest Painter

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Jason, the Okayest Painter

@theokayestpainter.bsky.social

I paint pretty OK minis. I was on some podcasts a while back. Did a couple webseries. Have a blog I need to update at okaytabletop.com.
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MFers like Andrew Taint and Jorbson Puddington out here talking about "alpha male" this and "sigma grindset" that and can't even answer the Riddle of Steel or tell us what is best in life. Pathetic.
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So he's saying they need to secure the existence of their people and a future for their (white) children...
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I feel like if Conan of Cimmeria fell through a dimensional portal into Westeros, he'd probably do pretty ok. Like, even at the height of the War of Five Kings, he'd fit right in. Would probably end up eating chickens with the Hound.
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There was a turtle in the yard digging a hole with its back legs yesterday. I didn't get a picture so you'll just have to take my word for it.
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dude we'll still hang out with you, just admit you were given a grim warning by the oracles. nobody suddenly starts doubting the oracles one day cause they foresaw a bunch of dope shit
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See, a scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly. Also known as a "busta."
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Do what now? As far as I know "Imperial Core" is not a particularly common term in Star Wars anything. Galactic Core, yes; that's where you'll find the Core Worlds like Coruscant, Corellia, and Chandrila, But "Imperial Core" is a new one to me. Is this some kinda new dog whistle?
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On the other hand, excellent performance by two small frogs, one called Kipper and the other one not.
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The irony is that the colonies actually were pretty OK with the king; in fact, they really only recognized his authority, since he wrote the colonial charters establishing each one. It was *Parliament* they had beef with, and whom they felt was overreaching in their authority.
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America's been great since 1789. At least the dream of it is. A dream we can still achieve, despite the bad faith actions of those who wish to hoard it for only themselves. We just have to fight for it.
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Huh. I wonder why they'd go to such length to tell us not to vote if they were so convinced it didn't matter...
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Such a dark future you have describ-- wait a minute
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Same, bro. Same. I hope the vote goes the way it needs to reject extremism and fascism. Fingers crossed it turns out well for you.
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I DON'T WANT POLITICS TO BE INTERESTING THERE'S A REASON "MAY YOU LIVE IN INTERESTING TIMES" IS A CURSE 😫
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“Voting is a lot like vaccination: it only works if enough of us do it, and the absolute dumbest motherfuckers on the planet try to talk you out of it.” From @torriangray.bsky.social
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The ones who want liberty, equality, and fraternity are not willing to be as ruthless and focused on that goal as the ones who want authoritarianism, segregation, and subjugation, and that has to change. *Yesterday.* Cap didn't keep doing this all day for us to sit at home and do nothing.
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I've mentioned this before, but not here. MAGA is the word Nigerian 419 scammers use to refer to their marks. It means "idiot."
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One of my favorite bits of paranormal ephemera is the fact that John Constantine is reported to have been seen by writers working on his titles. Once he even made eye contact with Alan Moore and is said to have nodded conspiratorially. Moore wisely did not attempt further interaction.
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/8 At any rate, congratulations to the Federalist Society for an achievement beyond the reach of the British, outside the grasp of bloody civil war, impossible to Nazis and Soviets and terrorists: defeating the American idea.
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yes fighting amongst ourselves is absolutely a productive use of our time right now
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Best moment I've ever had in a theater was during Into Darkness when Spock just wrecks Khan's shit and the entire theater was dead silent and this dude yells "YEAH! THAT'S MY *BOY*!" Everyone lost their shit; it was great.
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I'm selling my shares (that I bought specifically because of the positions they just reversed) and will be calling investor relations to tell them exactly why.
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Here's a fun thing for DMs: a mirror trap that produces illusory images of the PCs. The images do real damage, not illusory. Hurting the images causes damage to the PC that image reflects. The only way to damage the image is to attack the PC it reflects. Guaranteed fun times for you. 🤣
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To Serve Middle-Earth, Gandalf Should Leave the Fellowship
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this was made by the same guys that make angry tiktoks in their truck about how "there's only two genders"
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Looks like I'll be selling my Tractor Supply stock. Calling investor relations tomorrow to tell them why.