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We are having dinner at what I am assured is an absolutely accurate completely fake Viking restaurant! 16 12 470
Medievalists, avert your eyes. 25 7 415
Hmm, the Thor’s Shield Feast or the Rune-Carver’s Sword For Two? 3 130
Sword it is! I’m told it’s served on a real sword! 7 147
We have each been given a tiny plastic skull. Its relationship to Vikingness has not been explained. 6 159
Ah! The invitation said “skulls will be provided by host.” This is apparently a reference to drinking from the skulls of your enemies.
Several members of our party are playing a game with their plastic skulls. I am told this is an authentic ancient Finnish tradition invented five minutes ago. 4 4 218
I have been given my cider in a large mug, but not, thankfully, a drinking horn. 3 139
There is a hard crunchy brown crust to be soaked in butter. 3 96
Kevin has ordered “Saint Magnus’s Salted Meat.” It is indeed salty.
According to Wikipedia, St. Magnus the Martyr was sentenced to death by the Thing* and his cousin Haakon had the cook hit Magnus in the head with an axe.
I don’t know where the meat came in.
*assembly, not alien 6 126
The bell pepper and zucchini, being from Central America, are obviously proof of the Vikings arriving in the New World. No, you shut up. This is an authentic Rune-Carver’s Sword! 4 223
I have just had the tar ice cream.
WTF JUST HAPPENED IN MY MOUTH?! 14 3 160
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Because if I’m carving runes back in the day, I’m absolutely using a sword to do it (or were rune-carvers awarded swords as honorific possessions?). 1 5
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I knew the climate was different when they were at L'Anse Aux Meadows, but *that* different?
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Perhaps a carver of the Kensington Runestone! 2
That is the least Viking sword I've ever seen... 2 8
I have been ASSURED it’s an authentic fake Rune-Carver’s Sword. 36
To be fair, mate, how many swords have you actually seen? 2 3
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If you pull the sword out and leave the food standing, does that make you the king of Finland? 4
Is this The Sword in the Avocado Stone?
Whomever pulls it free is the new Prince of Bel-Air? 2
Points for truth in advertising, I suppose. 1
That is the kind of thing I expected, but I'd hoped for the horizontal!
I really love those mugs. Especially the blue ones.
That looks like the dagger of megiddo (?) from the omen
It's good to not be alone in my full frontal nerdity. 6
The fact that scandinavian (and Iceland) nations' legislature is "The Thing" in their languages makes for delightful historical reading. 2 8
If Pennsylvanians had invented Scandinavian representative government, the legislature would have been called The Jawn 4
I’m occasionally regretful that England didn’t keep Witan but went with that Norman Parliament word. Blooming Normans.
..... hopefully Magnus wasn't the meat. 1 4
Well, the cook did kill him… 1 10
But look what happened to the cook! 4
If you have enjoyed this dubious Orcadian saint, why not try St Rognvald? Just your basic warrior-poet-chessmaster-skier-pirate-earl, and possibly the only dude ever canonised for being too cool not to pray to. 1
Now this sounds like one of your made-up patron saints. Iconography when?
Finnish cider is very different from American cider, I gather! 1
Now THAT sounds tasty, but then so does drinking cider from a skull taken from your enemy but a mug will do too. 1
I mean, the only problem with a drinking horn is, how are you supposed to put the darn thing down? 9 27
Historian: *leaps up! ready!* *reads the room* *sits back down* 4 25
i think this is the point where everyone* wants to know
* it's me, i'm everyone 2 10
I am also everyone
...that was a weird statement 5
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Clearly answering the question is a drinking game 1
lolol, my fingers were poised! But no, that's not what we're doing today haha 2
Historian/re-enactor: *Joins you* 2
My grandparents had a couple of these.
Never let us kids drink from them, though :( 1 6
Oh, dang! That's a cute design
...now I'm imagining a horn made to look like a lion or something, with you drinking from the mouth 1
You screw the back into your helmet, obviously. It’s both effective and portable 1 11
Also works with hollow prosthetic limbs. 1
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