2021 was a simpler time when like 30% of all of the engagement jd vance's campaign got was from me telling everyone in his replies that i supported him because he was the only candidate brave enough to fuck ghosts
i like to imagine a campaign staffer somewhere in 2021 being like "people are making memes in support of you!" and leaving out that the memes are about how he fucks ghosts, is a starving garbage truck, or that he won't let you shit
daniel crypto why did you add these badges to your account suggesting that what you are doing is crypto spamming, i worry that other people will think that means your posts are crypto spam
Had to go through TSA, but I didn't forget about you, you diarrhea-loving little freak. If you jack off to this photo of my liquid shit, you owe me money. If you even think about jacking off, even as something you specifically don't want to do, you owe me money. I don't make the rules.
that reminds me of when i used to impersonate the new york yacht club to announce changes in membership rules that allowed members to fuck the boats. this was also against freedom of religion i had a constitution in my pocket and they took it out and peed on it in front of my entire family amen
talking to some angry retired people on facebook who have a deep all caps understanding of how the supreme court is just going to overturn trump's convictions. i edited some chatgpt responses and am endearing myself to them by claiming that ai is biased against trump and THE TURTH
HELLO I AM A POSTING DEFAMATION ATTORNEY FOR POSTS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME I REPRESENTED THE ENGLAND KING AGAINST MCDONALDS WHEN THEY KEPT PUTTING HIM ON A TOILET AND HAVING THE HAMBURGLAR POINT AT HIM THEY CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE BECAUSE OF ME AND MY POWERFUL LAW MIND
i'm resisting my impulse to respond to posts like this by offering my fake services as a defamation attorney for posters who have been unfairly labeled with accurate descriptions of the things they've posted
job interview: yeah and i think there should just be a lot of distressed pregnant women that's not weird people like that in a president and people need to understand that mike bloomberg is sexually appropriate for america i will make one billion people look at this image and know love
