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Haplo

@haplo.bsky.social

PRONOUNS: they, she

NOUNS: higher ed acessibility specialist, Masshole, nerd, burner, artist, leftist(?), dachshund & cat carer

ADJECTIVES: white, queer, exvangelical, neurodivergent

VERBS: hyperfocus, craft, mask, post

I 💜 heavily
📝 please alt-text
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For Disability Pride Month I’m once again begging for more artists to start considering accessibility and add alt text to your images. It helps low/no vision folks, neurodivergent folks, and more. Plus alt text shows up in searches! There’s a toggle in settings so you won’t forget. 👇
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This is why you wait for the lawyers to weigh in, bc you read the ruling and dissent with your normal brain and think it’s bad, but the lawyer will be able to tell you “Oh no, it’s much much worse.”
There are two elements to the immunity decision that are particularly extreme in a way that many will miss: (1) motive is irrelevant and (2) immune acts are not just excluded from prosecution, they’re excluded from evidence. /1
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You should expect breaking news that takes massive rights away from American citizens from the Supreme Court on a regular basis right now, & be living informed by that. You should not be sitting paralyzed when they do the latest fascist thing. They've proven predictable, so learn their patterns.
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Taking momentary comfort in remembering that “how to live a meaningful life under an awful government” is a challenge that billions of people have faced throughout history and around the world today
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The GOP SCOTUS ruling on Presidential immunity, summed up.
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STOP DRIVING IN BOSTON Roads were meant to be designed by people not cows Intersections should be 2 roads not 5 roads You should be able to drive a street more than 2 blocks w/o turning right and then left to stay on “Get in the left lane to take the right exit” - actual instructions from a GPS
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I've officially gotten an eviction notice, so I'm doing one last push on my GoFundMe this weekend before everything starts imploding on me. #MutualAidRequest #TransCrowdFund Even if you can't donate, sharing this post is appreciated more than you can imagine. 💕
Help Pay Down Overdue Bills, organized by Lynn Fosterwww.gofundme.com Hi! I'm Lynn, and the adorable fuzzballs in the picture are Garrus and Keyleth. I've been stru… Lynn Foster needs your support for Help Pay Down Overdue Bills
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Well in positive news in about 5 billion years the Sun'll explode and none of this will matter
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If I was in the cannabis business I'd sell a strain just called "debate prep"
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thinking of my old physics teacher after the school had a group of "God-inspired strongmen" put on a show ripping phone books in half with the power of Jesus, he spent class showing us how the physics of the tricks worked he wore wranglers and had a moustache and built his own telescopes 1/3
Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters issued this memo today requiring teachers in all schools to keep a Bible in their classroom and teach from it as a historical document. (Via KOCO 5 News)
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it's been over a week and I'm still thinking about Kendrick's smile right before "King Kunta"
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MrBeast consistently and strongly defends Ava from transphobic attacks and for that reason it's going to be hard to ever get me to bad mouth him
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Twitch news today is like a "save as" button Doc goin pdf
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hands up "suddenly, it was hours later" gang time-blindness is so annoying
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I watched _I Saw the TV Glow_ and I have FEELINGS (though intriguingly, not the ones I thought I'd have)
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well, this is ominous
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I heard that @tshellstudio.bsky.social is ill and needs a cat picture Here's a cat/dove staredown.
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It's hilarious that socialists get pegged as anti-democratic when we argue for MORE democracy, and think public servants like judges should be answerable to the people, while liberals say shit like "If only there was a way to keep one guy from destroying the country in exchange for plane rides"
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Again, if you think the future of democracy hinges on Biden winning, but you are also cooking up schemes like "what if we bribed Thomas to vote our way" or "if the Democrats win every election ever the Supreme Court will eventually function properly", guess what, you already don't have a democracy
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
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@Pai_Kage.twitter.com When a goose gets their first car
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING
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I'm sad that BODE never took off
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how many other lawyers getting name dropped in verses
lawyers all over the internet: okay got it, brian steel, that's S-T-E-E-L as in "balls of"
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Can we get the leather vergogna pride flag for people with degradation kinks
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“Capitalism > Democracy” ought to be the GOP’s entire 2024 convention platform. I’d disagree with the message, but at least it would be honest.