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@toiletbones.bsky.social

highly motivated and experienced technology leader with a passion for diarrhea
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can i join your vip team i have dogshit inside my skull where people usually have brains and i also have diarrhea if that helps
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besides lacking the capacity to imagine it, it also seems like he wouldn't have any interest in even trying to imagine it
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I have two elderly torties and they're the best
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Did he have more than one moment where he found out on stream that his life had taken a justified turn for the fucked? I feel like I remember seeing one, but I don't think it was the one you're describing (or I just don't remember clearly)
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i feel awkward disclosing actual details, but she has recently been doing some international travel and has been having a great time watching seagulls and pigeons do crimes
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I just realized that he picked him to be VP because he looks like a combination of the two sons he hates. Like they had sex and gave birth to him.
Donald Trump appears alongside his running mate, Ohio Sen. JD Vance, at the Republican National Convention. The former president has a bandage on his ear after the assassination attempt. Follow live updates: cnn.it/4f2NquE
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Revealing you're a wizard like, "watch this" and then you shit your pants all stage magician style, "Please observe my pants are full of stinky shit, but now with magic, the shit is gone!" The crowd boos, somebody throws up.
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2021 was a simpler time when like 30% of all of the engagement jd vance's campaign got was from me telling everyone in his replies that i supported him because he was the only candidate brave enough to fuck ghosts
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you could push the "I'm just a misguided weird guy who really supports this candidate in a confusing way" angle surprisingly far
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i like to imagine a campaign staffer somewhere in 2021 being like "people are making memes in support of you!" and leaving out that the memes are about how he fucks ghosts, is a starving garbage truck, or that he won't let you shit
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a strange feature of my incredibly restrictive diet is that i can't eat anything with a fat density remotely close to mayonnaise, so i end up having these weird cravings that are basically like my brain saying, "wouldn't it be nice to eat a big spoonful of mayonnaise and just shit myself apart?"
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today while i was getting my teeth cleaned, the generally pleasant and not remotely overtly political dental hygienist brought up project 2025 unprompted as a major source of dread and worry, and i found it very encouraging
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i *think* this is from the same stock photo series that i used for some memes, but i'm not sure
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They're funny and weird in a very dark way, but they also include really quite a lot of dangerous people who have a belief system that would not struggle with the morality of filling mass graves
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tbh it was very rude of them to win the elections by using politics
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he walks out to a lectern, revealing he has a new huge ass.
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reading this as like a shitty high school boyfriend worried that biden is going to make out with putin
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no argument there, i mostly just had a moment of wanting to see someone fundraising for him out of morbid fascination
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as far as i can tell, there a post that's fundraiser to help tate's victims bring him to court in the UK, a signature campaign specifically against him, and a post linking to a piece about his new grift, none of which seems positive or supportive
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[confusingly explains something tangential to your joke to you for some reason]
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for me, it's a breaching experiment approach to being up front about some serious chronic health problems that are an unfortunately salient feature of my life. after having some really awkward interactions with people who were weird about me being sick, i wanted to filter out that experience
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training a therapy outreach bot on profiles like this to try to gently be like hey buddy, maybe you don't need a relationship right now, maybe try therapy.
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also one of my most well-received dating profiles said that i had a rare form of chronic diarrhea that doctors worry is "too sexy" and mentioned diarrhea like four times. i feel like people should be able to talk about themselves in a way that doesn't come off as worse than talking about diarrhea.
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I guess what I'm saying is you're describing an incredibly unlikely scenario relative to say a troubles/years of lead balkanization with waves of state sanctioned terrorism. Could that get to a oh no now I have to worry about carrier groups level, sure, okay.
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Yes, this is a very reasonable way to spend your time
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i tend to think of the more skilled things i can do (quant analysis, data science, writing, photo and video editing, etc) as a niche sort of useful, but i frequently just wish i had a body i could rely on to be able to show up and help do the boring stuff that keeps things from falling apart