joseph reed

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Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend. he/him/his

DC via VT

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love this summer weather

The direct consequence of two Bush terms and one (and hopefully no more than that) Trump term

BREAKING: The global temperature in June was record warm for the 13th straight month and it marked the 12th straight month that the world was 1.5 degrees Celsius warmer than pre-industrial time, according to Copernicus.

June sizzles to 13th straight monthly heat record. String may end soon, but dangerous heat won'tapnews.com The European climate service Copernicus says Earth's more than year-long streak of record-shattering hot months kept on simmering through June.

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Our entire national political media is just a guy in a hot dog suit asking questions in a menswear store

"The preliminary results upended widespread predictions of a clear victory for the National Rally," says the NYT just now. Wait, who made these predictions of a massive victory for the National Rally again? Oh yeah, these guys did:

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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.

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Ouch

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Bro if France resists the tide of fascism and we don’t it will be so fucking embarrassing

JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:

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Me watching Uruguay-Brazil Where is Douglas Luiz

The most hilarious thing about Oxyclean is that it has flavor crystals. Just a thing that turns water into hydrogen peroxide trying to look delicious

Back on my bullshit (it’s actually still light out edition)

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very hard to figure out what this use of DEI could mean other than the n word

Subtle. Very subtle.

That third Colombia goal

If I were trying to actually win this game I would simply play the best English striker

lol I’m sorry what

jfc this is horrifying

Seventh and eighth graders in Malvern, Pennsylvania, impersonating their teachers posted disparaging, lewd, racist and homophobic videos on TikTok. The incident is the first known mass attack of its kind by middle schoolers on their teachers in the U.S.

Students Target Teachers in Group TikTok Attack, Shaking Their Schoolnyti.ms Seventh and eighth graders in Malvern, Pa., impersonating their teachers posted disparaging, lewd, racist and homophobic videos in the first known mass attack of its kind in the U.S.

It’s funny that England’s national anthem changes depending on the gender of the monarch

Switzerland isn’t a real place

Getting this out the way

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My priors that the Biden interview would confirm everyone’s priors have been confirmed

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I will never forget Trump's official White House schedule

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Homeowners can't get insurance in certain states because climate change is making it prohibitively expensive, but there's SEXUAL ASSAULT INSURANCE for churches

grooming industrial complex in shambles

Why Redbox has been powering down www.theverge.com/2024/7/5/241...

Why Redbox has been powering downwww.theverge.com The bankruptcy of Redbox’s parent company came after months of chaos, cash crunch, and corporate upheaval.

seems bad

NEWS --> Mark Robinson, the MAGA extremist GOP nominee for governor in North Carolina, appeared to endorse political violence against unnamed foes in a recent speech. "Some folks need killing!" he shouted. "It's a matter of necessity!" Video and story here: newrepublic.com/article/1834...

MAGA Gov Candidate’s Ugly, Hateful Rant: “Some Folks Need Killing!”newrepublic.com Mark Robinson, the GOP nominee for governor in North Carolina, has a long history of incendiary comments. But he may have topped himself this time.

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This afternoon or evening, Keir Starmer, the United Kingdom’s newest prime minister, will be briefed on its nuclear war plans and then pen a new “Letter of Last Resort” to the commander of each of its four Vanguard-class SSBNs, to be opened and read only if a nuclear war destroys the country.

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politics is back baby and it's good again, awooooooo

JAWS is such a great allegory for the United States “There’s a shark out there killing people” “Yeah but I want to go swimming”

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I made a Meme

I wish the US did this declaration of the vote counts for every house race like the UK does for constituencies. This is fantastic tv.