Colin Campbell

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Owner/EP, Camp Alligator Productions, Inc. TV writer/producer/director, ex-WWE, nerd, tech. 1/4 Local EGOT winner. Recent work: #StarTrekDay, Caffeine, VENN, The Verge; G4 alum.

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all of this for donald fucking trump of all people

Elizabeth Willing Powel: "Well Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?" Ben Franklin: "Tough to say. Mostly a monarchy, kinda, as long as the president can claim some tangential connection to an "official act." Powel: (beat, looks at him) "Are you fucking kidding?"

Finally - @scottmccloud.bsky.social in People Magazine - JUST AS WAS FORETOLD IN THE ENDTIMES PROPHECY!! (“And ere Earth’s days near an end, the mark of the Cartoonist Intellectual shall blot out the Kardashians in journals of popular entertainment…”)

My "Secret Project" is A SECRET NO MORE!

'Smile' Author and Illustrator Raina Telgemeier Announces New Kids Graphic Novel with Scott McCloud (Exclusive)people.com The writer and illustrator is teaming up with author Scott McCloud to publish a new graphic novel for young readers, 'The Cartoonists Club,' which will publish in spring 2025.

As if I needed ANOTHER reason to be excited about #SDComicCon! Looking forward to seeing you, @scottmccloud.bsky.social!

Woo-Hoo! Come by booth 516 at #ALAannual24! I won’t be at ALA this week, but both Raina and I WILL be at Comic-Con in only a few MORE weeks! In fact Heidi MacDonald tapped us both to be part of a Beat panel on Thursday at Con. More details soon!

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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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D’OH!! And I know better!! 😛😛😛 Keep doing God’s work; us idiots will figure it out eventually.

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The Orange Idiot's *lectern

Fittingly, this Biden wrap up is as horrible as the preceding 90 minutes. Political malpractice by his comms staff, who should all be shown the door by midnight. #Debate2024

How many more times is The Orange Idiot going to talk about stomping over the end of Biden's presidency? "After the election, I'm gonna'...." Hey, Chachi, we have one president at a time, you dipshit. Anything else is an actual federal crime.

Seriously, at this point? Biden really should just walk over to The Orange Idiot's podium and Will Smith his ass... It would be better than his continuing display of incredulous looks. #Debate2024

“AI pet fakes” are apparently now a thing because WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT TONGUE?????!?!? (😛😛😛) Amazing animal. Love it.

Good morning Bluesky! I need you all to see this dog I live with and her absolutely ridiculous tongue

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The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...

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Apologetic Pat McAfee Makes Donation To Charity That Helps White Bitcheswww.theonion.com INDIANAPOLIS—Saying he was deeply sorry about any pain his recent remarks about WNBA star Caitlin Clark might have caused, sports commentator Pat McAfee announced Tuesday that he would make a donation...

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Honestly the main reason I never became a private detective is I hate getting knocked out by being hit on the back of the head

I’m not a huge “Simpsons” guy, but maybe you are? Or know a fellow nerd who is? www.reynspooner.com/pages/simpsons

The Simpsons™ x Reyn Spoonerwww.reynspooner.com ¡Ay, caramba! We’re celebrating the longest-running primetime animated series with two excellent prints featuring America’s favorite family from Springfield and classic Spooner Aloha. ¡Ay, caramba! We...

Am I too greedy to wish the judge would have immediately remanded the felon to custody for his numerous gag order violations? Like, just a couple days to cool his heels, then released, then July sentencing? I'm greedy. #Felon45

OK, Star Trek: Discovery: I know we haven't always seen eye to eye, but I'm ready to be wowed by a finale for the ages. Here's hoping you go out with a bang! #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #DiscoveryFinale Also: NO SPOILERS, PEOPLE!!!

The case involved black voters against gerrymandering Republican legislators, and if you had any doubt for one second which side the Supreme Court was going to come down on, then you haven't been paying attention. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/23/u...

Supreme Court Sides With Republicans Over South Carolina Voting Mapwww.nytimes.com The case concerned a constitutional puzzle: how to distinguish the roles of race and partisanship in drawing voting maps when Black voters overwhelmingly favor Democrats.

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Oh my god oh my god oh my god 😭😭😭 www.savestartreklowerdecks.com

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starting to think this guy might not be completely on the level just a feeling i am getting

An upside-down American flag — a symbol embraced by Donald Trump’s supporters who falsely claimed the 2020 election was stolen — flew at Justice Samuel Alito’s home while the Supreme Court was considering an election case in early 2021. nyti.ms/3QP6nGu

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This is obviously bad because he's more or less openly fascistic and contemptuous of democracy but let's not also lose sight of the fact that it's just absolute loser behavior www.nytimes.com/2024/05/16/u...

At Justice Alito’s House, a ‘Stop the Steal’ Symbol on Displaywww.nytimes.com An upside-down flag, adopted by Trump supporters contesting the Biden victory, flew over the justice’s front lawn as the Supreme Court was considering an election case.

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also how does one briefly place an upside down american flag lol i mean it seems kind of involved

www.nytimes.com/2024/05/16/u... You have got to be f’ing kidding with this shit. End lifetime appointments now. The Supreme Court is irredeemable.

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Nine of the 10 pitchers with the highest average fastball velocity in 2023 are all on the injured list with arm problems right now. I also look at the 10 hardest throwing starters so far in 2024 who might suffer the same fate. Free for all readers: open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...

Nine of the Ten Starting Pitchers with the Hardest Average Fastball in 2023 are currently on the Injured List With Arm Problemsopen.substack.com Free Friday Newsletter

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Unlike university presidents, these folks have extensive practice taking questions in public from the most unhinged people imaginable

My man has his head so far up his own ass, he never saw the leopard coming to eat his face. What did you think was going to happen, Chachi?? It’s NEVER hugs and puppies with this tool…

Remember that guy, Ron DeSantis? What was his deal? 😉 (couple more days in court like the first two and the GOP will be begging for that human black hole of charisma to come save them…)

Orbital. Now. (It’s midnight on a Saturday. Why AREN’T you watching?😛) www.youtube.com/live/13QtsdF... #coachella

Gobi 🔴 Live from Coachella 2024www.youtube.com Welcome to Day 2 of the official Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival livestream. Only on YouTube. With an all-new feature this year, watch up to 4 stage...

Stand down from red alert. WHEW!!!! www.nytimes.com/2024/04/11/b... #Ohtani #Dodgers

It now occurs to me there is a non-zero chance Shohei Ohtani never plays another game for the Los Angeles Dodgers. Betting on baseball is a lifetime ban, and so why wouldn't he just go back to Japan and play there? This is all so not good. #Ohtani #MLB #Dodgers 🤬🤬