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Good morning Bluesky!
I need you all to see this dog I live with and her absolutely ridiculous tongue
Is this really real? Like really really real?
I was with you until the last picture. How does that all fit in her mouth?
It frequently doesn’t! Her tongue flops out all over the place all the time and she’s frequently all blep and mlem
Blep and mlem are perfect descriptors.
Zuriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
This is a clear Photoshop job. I reject that this is reality. Impossible. Impossible!
Joshua on my honor it is real
An excellent question for the world’s greatest minds
Jared, this also was my question
Great minds and all that 😂
The part I can’t stop thinking about is how her facial expression doesn’t change *at all*.
That’s her expression like 75% of the the time, with the other 25% being varying degrees of chaos
(this isnt me calling bullshit or anything like that her tongue just defies my ability to comprehend it)
sloth bear or perhaps an anteater of some description
She does have the sloth bear face flares!
Between that and my own dog's predilection to eat houseflies and hang their head out the door with their mouth open while in the car, I expect fully insectivorous canines within the next few million years (apart from the aardwolf I mean).
the way this dog eats and drinks must be crazy
Eating is actually ok! Drinking can be a disaster 😂
Where does she store it??!
Like a woodpecker, around her brain
💀💀💀💀💀
This explains **so much**
Hee hee
Honestly I do not think I've ever seen a dog with a tongue that long, that's got to be a world record!
We’ve had 13 digs Tasha and none has had such a tongue
It’s amazing how real those AI pictures look these days… 😂😛
Even AI wouldn’t be so bold
Zuri would have three tongues probably
I tried making ai generate a dog with three heads once, and it gave me a dog with one head, but a complicated mouth and tongue arrangement that looked freaky and uncomfortably sexual.
Seek help 🤣🤣
I was with you until that sharp turn at the end.
It was as if Georgia O'Keefe had decided to paint an "alien flower."
AI sucks.
Is her bark "AWOOOOOOGA?"
It’s like it forgot to stop growing 😳
The tongue, during development: "Hey Mouth, dare me to keep on growing?
I think that is actually an anteater
I have never seen a dog with a tongue this long in my entire life
Me either!! 😂 I’m only half joking when I think maybe she should be in the Guinness Records
I was just going to comment on Guinness World Book of Records.
Does she roll it in like a fishing rod?
Sometimes! Maybe one day when we have video here I can share
Or just make a cartoon, that'd be fun.
Or manually rolling it back in, like the Tex Avery wolf, after he's done reacting to seeing a beautiful woman.
Scooby Doo ice cream eating tongue
