Uncle Duke: gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start

gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start

Many many years ago, watched the film "Zulu" with my mum. "Fire at will!" yelled a still standing officer. "Poor Will" murmured Mum.

Watching Starship Troopers, when they shout "Fire at Will!" I can't resist saying "Which one's Will?" "Well, that one's Will, and that one's Will, and that one's Will". You get the idea. Admittedly it wouldn't be funny during Zulu.

I have that in 'Independence Day' when they say "fire at will" I just have to say 'No! let him fly, shoot the saucer!'

Or Star Trek Generations Duras Sisters: Fire at will! Riker: Hey!

I need to watch both of these movies again. 😁

Fuck Tim. He knows what he did last summer. “cocks potato gun”

It’s already fair because you have to stay on the trails but Tim doesn’t.

Eeek!

so that's why he's the Tim Traveller

Helloooo, and… oh shit!

It's the journey, not the destination... Give him 10.

This feels like it would be a great stinger ending to a really dumb short 5 minute Youtube horror where it's Tim talking to his old buddy whose completely over everything that happened but invited Tim for a hike to bury the hatchet

Yup, beat me to it....

Ah yes. Most Dangerous Game State Park.

What if Tim is the plural of Tim? The forest could be saturated with wild Tim. There may be no end to killing Tim.

Ironically, a group of Tims is called a “murder.”

Bonus

Ironically Tim will kill us all.

Fortunately, this is one of the rare instances when you can kill Tim without injuring eternity (sorry, HD).

And Tim won't kill us sooner because we kill him now.

Damn, I laughed out loud to this! 🤣

Thank you

May the odds be ever in your favor, TIM!

Well, Tim always wanted to feel important

WHAT THE HELL DID _I_ DO?!?!

YOU'RE IN THE WOODS WITH A WOMAN WHO PREFERS THE COMPANY OF A STRANGE *BEAR*; get with the times

I've been mistaken for a bear once or twice, does that count?

The enchanter has become too powerful and must be put down.

"Timothy Timothy Joe was lookin' at you. Timothy Timothy God, what did we do?" --TImothy, (1972 pop hit)

"Hungry as hell, no food to eat And Joe said he would sell his soul For just A piece Of meat..." --ibid

Tim is the most dangerous game.

Black van full of Tims opens. Timer starts...

Well, yeah, but also we have to stay on the trails…seems more than sporting enough.

Ten years later, my true crime podcast

Tim's reading this sign

Poor Tim...

He does it

i have to say i 'LOL'ed seeing this post 😂

W-where is this?

And this is why I don’t hike anymore.

He's a formidable opponent, that Tim. After all: * Tim flies * Tim heals all wounds * Tim destroys all things * You may delay, but Tim will not * Tim is the wisest counselor of all * The two most powerful warriors are Patience and Tim ...And so on.

Overwhelming image of Tim Robinson, peering out from behind a redwood doing The Tim Robinson Face, then ducking and running as I unload a couple barrels of birdshot into the bark behind him

What if Tim get out of trail. It is ok to get out as well to hunt him? 😁

Not you, Tim😃

What the hell do these people have against Tim?!?

@clar1ce.bsky.social nature mode, new version...

Poor Tim... what did he do? Kkkkkkk

YOU GONNA PAY WHAT YOU OWE, TIM!

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