"Posting on social media doesn't accomplish anything."
Shut up, jaded pinhead. I was mildly social and made pleasant connections with like-minded strangers, sharing a few thoughts and general kindness. Sure, it might have all the gravitas of a picnic, but picnics are good things
Omg this worked! On my Whirlpool, holding 1 muted the keypad beeps (holding again restores them). Holding 2 muted ALL the beeps, including the snide "hey come get your stuff!" reminder beep. Godsend! ππΌ
Ha! It might still be possible. I turned the beeping off bc the kitchen was right outside the bedroom and I worked traditional hours while my husband worked overnights. By the time I was making breakfast, he'd crashed and I was trying to be quiet. Here's how you might be able to do it:
YouTube (read: fake) pet expert - Don't kiss your dog, they might see it as aggression
My dog - [Shoves giant furry face into mine and won't leave until I give ear rubs and a smooch like some kind of 75 lb. affection vampire]
Pigpen needed a sister named Gardenia who's actually clean but still constantly emanates deadly stench clouds because she's one of those folks who wears waaaaaaaaay too much perfume
On rare occasions, you need to intentionally look for something dumb and that, my friends, is where Google excels. So now you all need to salute my new flag. Happy Fourth! πππ§¨π
Kanoa is largely oblivious to fireworks and thunder, for which I'm grateful, but it never hurts to deploy half a beef stick while various goobers risk their fingers or garages with consumer-grade explosives π
Power outage! β‘ At last, all the cute rechargeable crap I got off Amazon swings into action!
Not pictured: me reheating coffee on a completely unnecessary butane camping burner I own because I think it's cute
Now that our country has been reverted to 1954 only gayer, with slightly less racism, I've decided to look forward to tiki culture part II, the next British music invasion, 1960s style SciFi and the possibility of safe jet airliner travel. It's the future!
It's finally here -- the point where I admit that all the mixing, measuring, spills, cooking and fussing to make perfect homemade waffles will still produce waffles vastly inferior to frozen ones. BUT! At much greater expense, time and stress. So there's that
My fave books written by chickens--
Is This Food? It's Probably Food (co-authored by the dog)
Human Fingernails: They Look Like Corn So I'm Pecking Them
Forever Five A.M. - A Rooster's Manifesto
We Run as One: That Leaf Might be a Hawk
My fave books written by chickens--
Is This Food? It's Probably Food (co-authored by the dog)
Human Fingernails: They Look Like Corn So I'm Pecking Them
Forever Five A.M. - A Rooster's Manifesto
We Run as One: That Leaf Might be a Hawk
Did you know that fresh strawberries and bananas share about 80% of their DNA? Specifically, the DNA that tells them to become overripe at astonishing speeds once you bring them home
Itβs so cool that cities are like βpweeease only turn your AC on if youβre actively dying and donβt go below 79 π₯Ίπ€π»πβ while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits