Post

Avatar
honestly I’d much rather see people be horny for vaguely anthropomorphized Go-Gurts than for British politicians
Why does the Australian Go-gurt packaging go to such great lengths to convey that the Go-gurts (plural) are both sentient and afraid of death
Avatar
conversely: why is food depicted as being happy to be eaten?
Avatar
Avatar
have a dear friend who has this framed in her dining room
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
CW: traditional racist imagery (smiling natives) along with happy animals selling meat in this awesome animated department store ad by Hans Fischerkoesen, who has a half dozen or so epics that are all mind-breaking in utterly different inventive ways. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CUo...
Stüssgen Advert, Fischerkoesenwww.youtube.com "Das Lockende Ziel",a "Cornelius Stüssgen" advertisement. Animation by Hans Fischerkoesen.http://www.awn.com/mag/issue1.7/articles/moritz1.7.html
Avatar
Avatar
Ok so six films, gotta find them all
Avatar
Stockings ad: The Legs of Babette (or similar name) HUGELY weird behavior Pain meds ad: Nightmarish medley of death and horror scenarios Cigarette ads: Dancing smoke figures (beautiful) A product smoker happily dancing past every bad-luck icon in the world. Those are my favorites. w/find & link
Avatar
"The Legs of Dolores." I must tell my mother-in-law, Dolores, that she brings them to the yard. CW: supremely poor behavior from every male organism in the ad www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2d2...
Stockings Advert, Fischerkoesenwww.youtube.com YouTube video by baroughter
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
CW: this ad is a nigh-perfect montage of nightmarish scenarios and images that I'm surprised Hitchcock didn't go with. If you can be triggered by traditional horror stuff, this might well do it. Hans Fischerkoesen, at the jugular, selling product. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5-J...
Underberg Advert, Fischerkoesenwww.youtube.com YouTube video by baroughter
Avatar
An outing in 1952, with obedient sausages, dangerous kiddie activities, and bottles of cold Coca-Cola that scream when you drink them. Just kidding about the last one, ha ha. Includes a whole new Coca-Cola song! www.youtube.com/watch?v=230i...
1952 "Die Landpartie" (The Outing), (Fischerkoesen), Coca-Cola advertising cartoon, Germany, 2m 43swww.youtube.com 1952 "Die Landpartie" (The Outing), (Fischerkoesen), Coca-Cola advertising cartoon, West Germany, 2m 43s
Avatar
When the Sun overslept! Phillips to the rescue. I don't recall anything creepy or horrific in this--Fischerkoesen was an animator for all seasons. Dutch, but did a lot of work in Germany, and seems like France as well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yxs...
Philips Advert, Fischerkoesen (1937)www.youtube.com YouTube video by baroughter
Avatar
From 1942, a longer lyrical musicale. I haven't looked in on this one lately, and I apologize if there turns out to be any State-Sponsored content in it. Very Disney-Fleischer kind of stuff here. youtu.be/3dKQLUqgB-0
Weather-Beaten Melody, Fischerkoesen (1942)youtu.be "Scherzo - Verwitterte Melodie" by animator Hans Fischerkoesen. Germany, 1942
Avatar
In Europe, it goes back to the Middle Ages at least. The Land of Cockaigne, with roasted pigs running around begging to be eaten. Carving knife embedded in the back so you can just take off a slice whenever you want. https://www.arthistorybabes.com/blog/2018/3/7/the-land-of-cockaigne
The Land of Cockaigne — The Art History Babeswww.arthistorybabes.com
Avatar
Cockaigne has some real strong parallels to the Big Rock Candy Mountains. I couldn’t get through the article without hearing the tune.
Avatar
It's true! Although the cigarette trees were a post-Columbian innovation.
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
The alternative is that we actually think about it for a second and become vegetarians.
Avatar
I was a cook for 14ish years, and I actually really liked working with meat.
Avatar
Yeah, I want to take some butchery classes - really want to learn to process carcasses myself.
Avatar
I've never done the full kit but I have carved and trimmed a lot of little meat pals over the years. I'd actually consider a day job as a butcher but it's very niche and difficult to get into if you don't already have family connections.
Avatar
I worked in the butcher shop of a grocery store for a year and while it didn’t make me go vegetarian it made me start wanting to buy better quality meat not from factory farms. Nothing like hitting a giant infected cyst in a pig’s spine with the bone saw. That poor thing must have been in agony.
Avatar
Yeah I've caught some random stuff on the internet of "is this safe to eat?" with raw meat processing and it's like oh, yeah, this is why we have those laws here. It means meat and particularly beef and chicken are expensive but much better baseline quality.
Avatar
We buy most of our meat from small local butchers that source animals from local farms, yep.
Avatar
Lol that's when I bow out of this convo.
Avatar
lol sorry. Though what was funny is I’ve worked in biology before so I was like “oh wow look!” And the old butcher who was training me was like retching into the garbage lolololol But yeah, biology is fucking disgusting when you get down to it.
Avatar
Tbf I’ve personally met a number of animals I’ve later eaten
Avatar
I feel this is the fair way to do it
Avatar
LOL that's fair. I recently switched to being vegetarian for a number of reasons, but I can't help but think the ubiquitous "animals happy to be slaughtered" marketing is for that reason. We don't like to think about what we eat, mostly.
Avatar
It’s weird how divorced Americans are from where their food comes from. My Açorean family used to have a matança every year where an uncle brought a pig and we killed it and ate it and got drunk. But that also meant i knew where the pig lived and what it ate and how it was treated.
Avatar
When I was a kid my parents would make a whole day of killing and cleaning the chickens we raised or cutting up the beef cow that similarly lived on the property. It's a different life
Avatar
I think we can blame M&M’s. They inspired an entire genre of spoof commercials based on M&M’s ads in which they cannibalize each other in the 90's
Avatar
it goes back so much further than that.
Avatar
Makes sense, M&M’s are just first thing that comes to my mind
Avatar
Oh yeah this is an ancient tendency
Avatar
Now I need Sumerian tablets depicting food on food cannibalism
Avatar
Probably the same reason slaves were depicted as happy in American iconography.
Avatar
it's nice to have a sense of purpose
Avatar
Maybe bc it makes people feel better about taking lives for short lasting enjoyment and nutrition (tho necessary it may be for some people)
Avatar
I see no evidence of a demand for this. It’s coming from the marketing