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Green Eyed Forest Witch

@witchstephanie.bsky.social

Forest Queen . Gen X-tra . Midnight Witch . Green Eyed Goofball.


Horror Movies . Silly Humour. Art . Sunflowers . Vegan . 420 . Music (blues, classic rock and classical). 💜 💍 Weirdo southpaw from BC Island 🇨🇦

I roll the ugliest joints.
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Mmm, eating homemade spicy cabbage and bean soup. I’m going for seconds.
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I’m watching Identity Theft with Melissa McCarthy and Jason Bateman. I love this silly movie.
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smoking weed and not giving your cat some catnip is rude imo
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crazy how putting nail polish on your toes can make you feel like the fanciest of hoes (I mean that in the best way possible)
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a 5mg gummy is like the 2 beers of weed
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Me.. lost? No. I just look like this all the time.
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Anyone else write neater when you rotate paper 90°?
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I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
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I bit a radioactive spider and now it's got human powers. It's crying
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Sour mango is my latest cannabis crush. 🤩💚
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If you see this post, post or quote post with a tree or a tree-lined path from your photos. #ThursdayGreen #photography
If you see this post, post or quote post with a tree or a tree-lined path from your photos. #ThursdayGreen #photography
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hello? where do we file our weather grievances?
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Having a cup of black lavender tea with my pinky finger sticking out. 🫖
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Alarm clocks are just dream cops.
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oh mute button how i love you so
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I’m a big fluffy pink marshmallow. 🩷
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Got a strain called Pink Certs today. We will see if it competes with the second bag of Sour Mango I got. We will know, shortly. 😁
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Guys, why does she want me to wear the ball gag when we are not having sex?
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What a treat I had ! #BeyondMeat Steak fajitas. I use a lot of frozen veggies to extend the dish as much as possible. Added fajita seasoning Add a large scoop to each wrap 🌯 Vegan sour cream & vegan cheeze optional. Enough for leftovers tomorrow. 🤸🏼‍♀️🌱 #ItsEasyToEatVegan #veganfood #Plantbased
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How about trying some yeasted Staffordshire Oatcakes for breakfast, brunch or lunch? The filling? Your choice. You can go sweet or savoury. www.tinnedtomatoes.com/2011/08/staf... #vegan #veganfood
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No, I can't tell you how to get to Sesame Street.
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Just got direct eye contact while my dog dragged her ass across the carpet if you want to know how my night is going.
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like the lap of the waves against the shore, our belly fat in the throws of passion
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I love this roly-poly happy chonklet so much. 1929. www.skinnerinc.com/auctions/250...