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A ball of executive dysfunction who collects more toys than he knows what to do with.
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bisexuality is the one true Correct sexuality. the bible says adam AND eve not adam OR eve
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Sorry for the late reply; I didn’t want you to know that I was literally looking at my phone screen when I got that notification, so I waited and then I forgot and now I’m filled with shame and I will be staring at the phone screen until I hear back from you again.
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AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
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one of my favorite things is ck3 players accidentally recreating real world geopolitics
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Love this story: Air Canada's chatbot gives false advice on booking a bereavement ticket, guy gets screwed, then Air Canada then argues its chatbot is a SEPARATE LEGAL ENTITY FROM THEM THAT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS OWN ACTIONS. lol wut anyway they lost the case hardcore www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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#Webcomics Hey kids! Here's a fun game! They just dropped a list of All the artists that Midjourney admits to having scraped to train its A.I. engine. Are YOU on it? (We are) Do you have a good lawyer? (We do) (storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...)
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Now that we’ve had our turkey it’s time to play some parlour games like uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😳
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hey, you know what they say: when the going gets tough, the tough develop dissociative coping mechanisms that remove them from the reality of the world around them
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right on schedule
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Happy Coming Out Day! ❤️
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Reskeet if you think trans women are neat
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some of y'all really are just like this
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What Would Happen If A Man And A Woman Were To Spend The Night While Tied Together With A Short String? Would They Get Horny And Have Sex With A Complete Stranger?
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i fucking love the mercy arc of sunstone. it's a fun and at times heartbreaking tale of a bunch of idiots figuring out life relationships and sexuality one fuckup at a time.
Sexually Suggestive
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💛 Art raffle! 💛 . Rules : -Follow me (newcomers welcome) -Like and share this post . The winners will receive 👀: 1st: full body flat color 2nd: half body flat color 3rd: bust flat color . It ends on October 3rd for my birthday :DD Good luck to everyone! #furry #furryart #sketch #raffle
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"If you saw someone stealing food; no you didn't" Poster spotted in Manchester, UK
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If you ever want to experience turning three people into good subby bottoms at once just resolve this in a commander game and you'll have a table full of players like "please mommy/daddy can I cast a spell 🥺" for the rest of the night
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NORMAL SKEETS NOT SUCCESSFUL STOP GOING TO TRY SKEETING LIKE A TELEGRAM STOP IS IT WORKING STOP
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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"Hold on... I got to get this highlight just right" Lovely commission from @fudatsu.bsky.social / @/ OtterManu on twitter
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"No one ever talks about the schools that don't have aero concrete" is an admirably glass half full approach.
Hysterical stuff. Who the hell is doing the government comms?!
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awake but at what cost