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Title text: "Certain hybrid events can only happen in certain locations where all the conditions are present; chasers flock to the area in and around Kansas known as tumbleweed-colliding-with-possum alley." Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/2931#Transcript
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I've never had a successful Tornado Whale chase but I'm holding out hope.
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Tornados don't have the strength or size to really pick up whales. You're thinking of a whaleicane.
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Maybe not if the whale is in one piece, but the shear force of a tornado can be pretty high. Maybe you're right though, I should cut my teeth on whaleicaines for now.
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Whalechunknados are messy, unhygenic, and often depressing. I don't recommend them.
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Florence, Oregon can confirm whale chunks are messy.
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Recently listened to the Dollop on this one. What a trip.
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So whale pieces would be more of a chumnado, then?
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What, no eclipse listing? I drove 2 states to see that with my own eyes, can confirm the awesomeness
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That’s so last month. This week it’s all about auroras
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Ice Cream Trucks are WAY too low
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There are 2 states of Ice Cream Trucks - with and without ice cream. Those rate very different on the scale.
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Neighborhood opossums are very exciting to see.
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Randall I think youre vastly underexcited about possums
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ice cream truck is WAY too low on the y-axis
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Uhnm why isn’t The Moon absolutely the most exciting thing to see in person?
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You missed: ‘Going to Newlyn specifically to visit the place where the UK #OrdnanceSurvey measure their sea level datum from’. And: ‘Visiting Porthcurno, Cornwall, because it’s where some of the earliest undersea cables came ashore in the UK’
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@jowilliams.bsky.social Newlyn was disappointing. It’s on a Quay with no public access :( Friend that I visited Porthcurno with: “It’s just a hut with some wires in😒” “But it’s the start of the internet!”
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Bold of you to assume we're more excited to see hot air balloons than an ice cream truck
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Where shall we put the Severn Bore? Somewhere around 0.7,0.7?
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I read "Tornadoes" as singular and thought it was the first part of whales. So... I read it as "Tornado Whales" and I was about to go to wikipedia.
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It looks like the data adds up. "Don't go chasing waterfalls."
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Also, “let’s waste time chasing cars around our heads”.
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slightly possible to chase gnats, but not really worth even a minor chase
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Oh this is gonna be controversial on birding Facebook
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Where to Bun Alerts fall on this?
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Only vaguely related but you might like it. Very old English joke:-'My dad was so mean he told me when the ice cream van played the music that meant they'd run out'
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I think we sailed over the dateline at night, because we couldn't see a thing.
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Trying to figure out where those ultra specialty food trucks that are never where you saw them last go on this chart ;)
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Where do historical markers go on here?
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The whole X axis label kinda describes UCI bike racing
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Birds are rated too low on this chart. In 20 years you’ll agree with me.
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Ice cream trucks shown as less exciting than regular birds is a travesty
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Seeing a living, wild oppossum would be orders of magnitude more exciting than a hot air balloon. Rare birds too!
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😆 I heard a nocturnal animal scrabbling out on my porch foraging dropped bird food and flashed open the door to chase it away. Oops, it was a possum, who had gone into “dead” mode l, and then had to get into “dead animal trying to run away.” A very awkward pose. So glad it wasn’t a skunk
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Solar eclipse is conspicuously absent
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Aussies and Kiwis understand the middle variables (Yeah, Nah)
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Opossums needs to be at the top otherwise good
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You severely underestimate how excited I get seeing a neighborhood possum
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Well, that sums up the problem for me on why the ice cream man keeps circling that block of my neighborhood. I always expect neighbors to be yelling "go away" with police calls made just to see his vehicle disappear with much disappointment.
Rare birds should be on the top line!
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Sir, your ice cream van needs to be higher in my opinion.
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You absolutely can chase Niagara falls in a convoy, you'll just be moving a few inches per year.
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surely it's possible to chase the international date line in a vehicle if that vehicle is a very slow plane or a satellite?