Chris / Achilles

@achilleslaststand.bsky.social

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Disabled dad in a constant state of questionable sanity. Default setting is sarcasm.
I retweet a lot of mutual aid posts.
Cannabis/Law/Video Games/Wrestling/General snark.
38, He/They
Northern Michigan

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Only two hard rules in social media, imho: 1. Try not to be an ass. 2. Watch & share Tom Holland's Lip Sync Battle performance of Umbrella, every time. (And, if we're being honest, really [2] is kinda redundant with [1])

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We’ve had the rule for how ever many years but I still click and watch the video every single time. Some days it can end up in my feed half a dozen times and I will still watch every time. It never gets old. I love it every single time I watch it

Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battleyoutu.be Tom Holland, the stars of ""Spider-man: Homecoming" performing his dance and lip-sync with Rihanna's "Umbrella". Check out his jaw-dropping performance now!S...

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Jagr Peanut Butter (1995-1997): After reporting that he was able to heal a groin injury by "rubbing peanut butter on it," Pittsburgh Penguins' RW Jaromir Jagr was able to land his own line of creamy PB

Despite knowing two different Amish families near me, it's still a bit surprising to learn how many Amish people are in Northern Michigan.

The real electoral map according to Skousen-ites @sethcotlar.bsky.social

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For @indigofatale.bsky.social 💕💸🖤🧡

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For Ari who is on break rn. 💕💸 Goal: $650 Ven/Ca$: RAANTUVA paypal.me/Raantuva

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For @zisshit.com 💕💸

hi 🐝 i still need help with my car repair and passing inspection 🥲 this car is giving me such a headache but i need it so badly 😭 anything helps!! 💜 even $5 Venmo: @zzz22 Cashapp: $ziizzzii but also buying my art would be very beneficial!!! 😅💜 www.zisshit.com

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That's the good stuff.

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£65/£300 Please help this queer couple survive until payday, we need food (which we need to take meds) as we currently have none, we are also running low on essentials like laundry detergent, shower-gel, and shampoo/conditioner #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #HelpSky #FoodInsecurity #Disabled #Queer

We've still had no help and we are now out of food until payday on the 19th We need about £300 to help us survive the month. Even just £5 helps PayPal.me/itberiley #UrgentMutualAid #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #HelpSky 💕💸 ♿️

Pay Bethany Kirkham using PayPal.Mepaypal.me Go to paypal.me/itberiley and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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..and now it’s time for Sunday Science..

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Do you REALLY want four years of us brits going "yeah we do eat baked beans on toast but at least our leader isn't a fascist cheeto wankjob, haha"? NO you DON'T.

there are many reasons we need to win in the fall, but one of them is that i simply am not going to abide by letting both the brits and the french lecture us

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A gamer must never hold the office

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Accurate.

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now $250 to go!! If 25 people do $10, or 13 do $20, this need will be met. anything helps! #MutualAidRequest

🚨STOP SCROLLING🚨 thank u🩶 $280 to go for #MutualAidRequest ! Funds needed ASAP for a couple bills & things to prep/recover from an upcoming med test. Pls share! It matters. If 28 people sent $10, this need would be met! links & donation info ⬇️ in 🧵 1/

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Ouch

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there are many reasons we need to win in the fall, but one of them is that i simply am not going to abide by letting both the brits and the french lecture us

*MACRON'S GROUP PROJECTED TO WIN MORE SEATS THAN FAR RIGHT *LEFT ALLIANCE SET FOR 170-215 SEATS IN FRENCH VOTE: ESTIMATES *LE PEN'S GROUP SET FOR 110-158 SEATS IN FRENCH VOTE: ESTIMATES *FRENCH LEFT SET FOR SHOCK ELECTION VICTORY, PROJECTIONS SHOW

How It's Made is proof that not all French Canadians are evil.

Time for steak.

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[talking to my budtender] yeah can i get an 1/8th of some orange eye royal and bloody mary

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5-year-old: Me: What’s going on? 5-year-old: I had a lot of air in my body

How many nighttime show hosts are doing car videos nowadays?

I didn't even realize it but that brick means that they are still in the TC Commons where a ghost told me in the middle of the night while I was working there "I knew your mom". My mom was an RN and worked at state mental hospital that became condos and businesses 20 years or so later.

Found some candles for you. @melancholytheclown.bsky.social

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going for a sleep. shower wiped me out, heart’s on one, just need to rest. please help if u can🤞💜 £10/405 💕💸

🍃meds Mutual Aid request🍃 £405 goal hi, i’m queer + disabled + i’ve been out of work since march now ♿️ i’ve attached most recent letter showing my prescription: 60g p/m. last two show the pricing. total comes to £405. i can’t afford this myself..😭 please help if u can💸💕 www.paypal.me/ashleapearso...

I know it's for his health but seeing Kevin Smith skinnier than Jay is always a trip.

Hey kid, wanna see something cool?

Gonna go Pure Michigan for a moment and tell you that if you ever have a chance to get these you should buy them.

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Gosh darn it if I'm not thinking about NationStates again.

"Australian people to me are like if Swedish people were directed by Tim Burton." "Please elaborate?"

It’s up and oy. 🤼▶️ youtu.be/wT4j7IPz214?...

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I cannot take anyone whose name is Keir seriously and thankfully I will probably never have to unless my daughter's class gets some additions.