the entire house is like this I'm screaming. kid's gonna go to a Target or something one day, see a primary color for the first time, and lose their fucking mind
you cannot pet the cat but you can (and should) talk to her all the time, she has a ton of dialogue and will say something new at every story advancement. also she moves around the room she's in, and sometimes scratches the wall.
Bloodborne had areas and items that would afflict the player character with madness, a state that made some areas and enemies much more dangerous but also let you see more cool shit.
elden ring ups the ante with multiple dungeons designed to make you, the player, feel disoriented and crazed.
not that a lapdog-sized one wouldn't be wonderful (or a herd of them, for combing qiviut!) but I'm always amazed by how much smaller musk oxen are than I thought
I macerate in water (expect teeth to fall out and need to be glued back in, a strainer helps), then rinse after a few weeks or when I remember. if they're still discolored, a little hydrogen peroxide swish and set somewhere sunny for an afternoon usually clears it up. here's a skunk and a rabbit.