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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask

@amagire.bsky.social

Werewolf consultant, they/them or þey/þem. Adult Bloodborne/Darksouls Lover. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.
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regular reminder that the primordial serpents spend dark souls 1 hiding their goofy lil chicken wings just off screen
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waterworld this and bull durham that, when will nostalgia culture reassess the only kevin costner movie worth watching
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I would eat the s'mores noodle cup
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the entire house is like this I'm screaming. kid's gonna go to a Target or something one day, see a primary color for the first time, and lose their fucking mind
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calamari in a box
it is caturday so here is biscuit in a box. post your cat in a box if you want to be cool
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it gives me no pleasure to report that brad pitt is the brad pitt of cartoon people
remembering in Who Framed Roger Rabbit that roger is like, the brad pitt of cartoon people
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this does not seem easier than using a butter knife
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gonna tell my grandkids this was Joe Biden
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if they ever stop this bird from aggroing off a cliff, millions of players will be heartbroken
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how exactly were you planning to blow that horn, headless guy
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the universe seeks balance which is why this animal will do anything, ANYTHING!! even BEHAVE, for abutilon flowers
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you cannot pet the cat but you can (and should) talk to her all the time, she has a ton of dialogue and will say something new at every story advancement. also she moves around the room she's in, and sometimes scratches the wall.
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...just kidding. here is the actual reason why everyone should play DS2
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back in 2020 he reposted my art but stripped my caption, wonder which part offended him
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Bloodborne had areas and items that would afflict the player character with madness, a state that made some areas and enemies much more dangerous but also let you see more cool shit. elden ring ups the ante with multiple dungeons designed to make you, the player, feel disoriented and crazed.
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this time of year is always hard for goths
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not that a lapdog-sized one wouldn't be wonderful (or a herd of them, for combing qiviut!) but I'm always amazed by how much smaller musk oxen are than I thought
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while you were fattening your slimy gods, I studied the blade,
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s/o to this world heritage post from r/darksouls3
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I macerate in water (expect teeth to fall out and need to be glued back in, a strainer helps), then rinse after a few weeks or when I remember. if they're still discolored, a little hydrogen peroxide swish and set somewhere sunny for an afternoon usually clears it up. here's a skunk and a rabbit.
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