"barf bowl" discourse was started by someone whose family had a designated large bowl to puke in when sick, and perpetuated by people who think this is normal/weird or fine/gross in turns.
"poop knife" discourse was, as far as I know, just one post on reddit about a knife kept in the bathroom to break up difficult turds to aid a weak old toilet in flushing, and the amusing hijinks that ensued when the knife disappeared from the bathroom and turned up in the knife drawer in the kitchen
"would u fuck an elf if they were real" shut up loser id fuck a whole dnd campaign worth of consenting fantasy creatures u think I'm gonna slip on "elf" I'm doing petrificationplay with a beholder you lightweight
i showed this to my husband and he said, in a movie trailer voice, "this president doesn't need protection from the secret service. they need protection from him"
he was always kinda boring to look at but at least before he was a ☆☆LEADING MAN☆☆ he was pretty good at physical comedy stuff. they should have kept that in mind for later roles. let superman's dad fall down some stairs
my chickens are holding me accountable. I am trying to explain that I controlled the brooder light when they were tiny chicks but my powers do not encompass The Great Brooder Light In the Sky, but they don't believe me
I found out they existed last year via my dad flipping through TV channels and settling briefly on a segment where TYT were transvestigating Marjorie Taylor Greene. uncomfortable on many levels
Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.
