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JD Vance looks like one of them guys trying to pick up girls at the JV Dance. I don’t know if there’s actually a JV Dance but it sounds like a high school thing. The guy looks like a weird sex pervert is what I’m saying here.

what stage of coping-seething is it when you change your icon to a little cartoon of you sipping coffee

this is the most low budget only on amazon prime ass concept for a horror movie I've ever heard

to be disappointed is to give in to the death lust, and yet,

when animal collective said “you got to get rid of the more conservative habits of your mind” they were bangin the gong for real tho

“fuckery?” “dickishness?” “assholism?” i’m gonna put my foot in your ass

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the cute guy at the dispensary turned me onto live rosin and now i can’t afford my $18 matcha lattes or my $750 manicures or my $9400/month geek squad subscription

i saw this piece fleetingly in a documentary in art history class over a decade ago and i still ponder it on a regular basis. i guess art is just so powerful mcachicago.org/collection/i...

doing it all over again but with a bigger baguette & prosciutto this time. i feel like elvis in paris

got free baguette from the fancy bakery so it’s the classic “brothers horne” sandwich for tonight’s dinner special

doing an conceptual art

every one of these hats comes with a gps tracker that alerts your parole officer if you enter a school zone

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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I'm officially calling on Joe Biden to step aside and instruct his delegates to support me for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States of America. It's a somber duty, but this is the only way our nation can move forward. #VoteBlue2024

it’s always funny to me that target installed a tesla charging station, but on the far side of the parking lot. “if you like your electric car, we think you’ll love walking”

i’m usually annoyed by people using little text gimmicks to obscure what they’re actually talking about but some of these new Bee Tee Ess posters appear to be extremely weird

we’re all just god’s posts on the timeline of eternity, brother

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Imagine how cool it would be to get paid $174k a year to look disappointed on camera and say stuff like, "We're going to look into it." Now imagine how annoying it would be if someone asked you to do more work than that. That's the reality for every elected official

nobody asked but i coulda warned you that an eight-year commitment was always an iffy proposition for a white-haired man

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Newsletter: Goldman Sachs has called BS on Generative AI, and I believe that it's time that everybody follows suit - generative AI is unreliable, unsustainable, requires an entire rebuild of America's power grid, and is most decidedly not the future. www.wheresyoured.at/pop-culture/

Pop Culturewww.wheresyoured.at A week and a half ago, Goldman Sachs put out a 31-page-report (titled "Gen AI: Too Much Spend, Too Little Benefit?”) that includes some of the most damning literature on generative AI I've ever seen. ...

what is the charge? eating a roll? a little debbie swiss roll?

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TIRED: Josh Hawley is a christofascist WIRED: Josh Hawley is a pick-me type nerd trying and failing to suck up to christofascists INSPIRED: Josh Hawley looks like Olive Oyl

mr president a second homepod has begun to death fart

got free baguette from the fancy bakery so it’s the classic “brothers horne” sandwich for tonight’s dinner special

every app on my iphone & ipad reboots itself from the top if i look at something else for a while. wasn’t the whole bit that you never had to close apps, they would just hold your place suspended in memory? i’m trying to multitask and instead i have to reopen the same document ten times a day