“Macho Man” Randy Sims

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“Macho Man” Randy Sims

@arghsims.bsky.social

Do-nothing Texan. Likes his funny books and movies. IT nerd. Cats (not the musical).
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Maybe VP Harris told a crowd that Trump said he would terminate the Constitution because Trump said he would terminate the Constitution.
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I was wondering how he'd handle the bandage given his notorious and frankly unjustified vanity, but was not expecting "maxipad taped to his combover." I was figuring he'd have one of those whiffle ball eye-shields reworked into an earguard.
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so selling out is on the curriculum at the School of Rock
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Project2025 is the Death of the First Amendment, which they have wanted to kill forever.
also and I feel like I buried the lede here: it calls for the people who CREATE queer media to be imprisoned. That'd be people like me. Or any other queer creator you love. Any queen who's been on drag race. Chappel Roan. Janelle Monae. Anyone who's made a piece of queer media. Imprisoned.
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mfw
user experience design is my passion
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Please buy my books so that I may write more of them in future
aaaand just sent in what i think is final edit of ADVOCATE, Book 3 of THE WARDEN, to my editor
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
user experience design is my passion
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Always curious about theological setups where god allows the holocaust and the Rwandan genocide but steps in to save a convicted felon who wants to lower taxes and deport “the right people”
Not great.
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"After she toiled in awful conditions, the employers refused to pay her first month’s salary. She stopped working in protest, so they drove her out into the desert and abandoned her at a gas station, officials said."
Officials have encountered many abuses on Oklahoma marijuana farms: bosses who threaten, beat and sexually assault workers, steal their wages, confiscate their IDs, restrict their movements, and force them to work in dangerous and squalid conditions. www.propublica.org/article/mari...
Jiaai Zeng Died Weeks After Starting Work at an Oklahoma Marijuana Farm. His Family Wants Answers.www.propublica.org Thousands of Chinese immigrant laborers suffer abuse and exploitation in a U.S. marijuana underworld dominated by Chinese mafias. A human rights advocate says: “They have not escaped the darkness of C...
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I don't care what y'all say, the MCU's version of the Fantastic Four is going to be *AMAZING.*
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Went to a Secret Screening at my local Cinemark and was very pleased by SING SING. Nice character piece “based on a true story” with a surprising number of former inmates playing themselves in their prison drama program. recommended m.imdb.com/title/tt2847...
Sing Sing (2023) ⭐ 8.2 | Dramam.imdb.com 1h 45m | R
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Vance Then: Trump is America’s Hitler! Vance Now: Can I be Göring?
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the DNC want to go after Vance with his old anti-Trump shit but they should really bue saturating the airwaves with quotes from him calling working class folks slobs because they waster their money on fun stuff instead of putting it in index funds set them to shots of him hanging with billionaires
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What IRS doing about that tax exempt status they got?
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SUBJ: Axios Pitch Dear Editors, I have an idea for a piece that I think would really hit home with your readership: what it Trump, after being shot at, was possessed by the ghost of FDR and will now unite the country as a New Deal liberal? After all, we can't prove that this isn't true. In 1200 wor-
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A lesson from an old boxer, AND a guy whose been in politics, AND an attorney: If you think you're gonna lose, you're probably right. A lot of good can happen if you take a breath, put your mouthguard in, and fight.
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"Violence does not belong in politics" is not mutually exclusive with "Those who sow the wind reap the whirlwind." Stochastic terrorism can't be aimed like a conventional weapon, and it's long past time that the right-wing understands that.
I don’t want the rapist murdered because too many innocent people would suffer in the aftermath. If the rapist doesn’t want to be on the business end of political violence, he should stop trying to cause it. Otherwise nobody is safe, including him. Especially him.
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I’ll just go off and sit in a corner…
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@andrewhickey.bsky.social , if I’m being too personal, but I must ask… what’s your favorite current Linux distribution? I am mainly a gamer, so my reaction is totally suspect. And I have family in the Carolinas so yeah, Red Hat stuff is suspect But I look forward to Kubuntu with Plasma working well
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If you’re still regularly on twitter I wonder where your lines actually are, honestly.
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I would like to live in Monachil, España, because: the people are cool, the climate is to my liking (I’m used to air conditioning), and my home country thinks a fascist is better than a mid centrist.
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this is like driving out to the ass end of nowhere to a shitty restaurant your annoying friend insisted upon eating at then you get there after a hellish drive and they’re all “hmm, maybe we should go someplace else, after all, but it might not be open”
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If I was a CNN editor, I would have a bat engraved with “THE WEST WING IS NOT REAL LIFE” and it would be stained crimson by the end of my first shift.