I went to a Hunter Thompson-themed burlesque show last year and there were plenty of youngs. Though admittedly I was probably the only person in the room who had actually met the man (very, very briefly).
Gonna find poor Philip curled up on the floor of a men’s room at the Clermont Lounge, with lipstick on his cheek and no memory whatsoever of the preceding six hours.
Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of advice before this thing is over. As some internet rando, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special messages. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of Atlanta for at least 48 hours.
My performance enhancing drug will be my cats - Odin and Thor. They came from the same Cat Cafe as I cat I won’t mention due to privacy reasons. The other cat is famous and a super model…and could also be considered a performance enhancing drug.
It's going to be interesting to see how Trump performs in the debate hopped up on whatever "performance enhancing" debate drugs his "doctor" prescribes him. He's keeps admitting at rallies he's going to be on something. I mean he says Biden's name a lot, but everyone knows who he really means.
