Tim Onion: National Politician Don't Kill a Dog Challenge

National Politician Don't Kill a Dog Challenge

Bizarre photo surfaces of RFK and ‘barbecued dog’: ‘The f--- is wrong with this man?’www.nj.com "Kennedy told the person, who was traveling to Asia, that he might enjoy a restaurant in Korea that served dog on the menu."

Photo of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Holding Barbecued Dog Prompts Calls for Clarification on Definition of ‘Good Boy’

Good boy, best boy, well-done boy

Ich bin ein grillen für hunder.

Trying *all* the local cuisine in a different culture is not necessary. ~signed, Someone who lived in South Korea for three damn years and never ate dog meat while there.

OMFG

Well, we know where he got the worm now.

"The photo was taken in 2010, according to the digital file’s metadata—the same year he was diagnosed with a dead tapeworm in his brain."

Didn't he admit to eating undercooked pork or something to that effect.

Romney: how you like me now huh

lulz, he wishes. Mf'er still bent the knee at lobster dinner with Trump.

There was a movie where Hitler came back to life by some magic. He starts running for control again. He loses when he shoots a dog that bites him; the warning is clear "you can't rely on someone doing something so blatantly evil as puppy murder" and i'll be damned if republicans don't find a way.

Here’s the Vanity Fair piece that story came from. The allegations of sexual assault are even more troubling. (Then again, Trump has set the bar sub-basement-level-low.) www.vanityfair.com/news/story/r...

RFK Jr.’s Family Doesn’t Want Him to Run. Even They May Not Know His Darkest Secrets.www.vanityfair.com A shocking photograph. Blowback from a Trump meeting. Alleged sexual assault. The Kennedys have voiced support for Joe Biden, but certain aspects of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s character are only just now...

Well, it’s not like treating women incredibly badly didn’t run throughout the entire male family line

"Later, as he sat on his balcony eating the dog, Robert F. Kennedy Jr reflected on the unusual events that had taken place within this huge apartment building the previous three months."

Jill Stein 2024

Jill Stein is a grifting narcissist with a permanent state of stupidity resembling alcohol intoxication and is only appealing to equally-stupid people.

she’s not your mom

😂

You're being way too nice.

What makes you say this?

* not from The Onion

It's the second-favorite dish of brain worms.

I'm old enough to remember when Teddy was the embarrassing Kennedy.

Really can’t be emphasized enough that by insisting on running for a second term, Biden fucked over Dems on an election that likely would have otherwise been a 2008 size landslide when the other opponents were Trump and Kennedy.

I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

well well well not so easy finding a brain to eat that doesn't suck, says worm

That is one Kennedy-ass Kennedy.

Looking at those in leadership roles I think the real question should be what the f--- is wrong with this country. Politics more closely resembles the theater of professional wrestling than leadership or public service.

That's a Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh-level gaff. Clearly, RFK Jr is one of those Great Men history tells us about.

Spay or Neuter your fringe candidates.

Jesus, even Nixon knew not to eat Checkers

So conservatives just hate dogs

Given up yet, Tim?

RFK should drop out of the race ... bringing the number to 3. Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Dark Secrets www.vanityfair.com/news/story/r...

RFK Jr.’s Family Doesn’t Want Him to Run. Even They May Not Know His Darkest Secrets.www.vanityfair.com A shocking photograph. Blowback from a Trump meeting. Alleged sexual assault. The Kennedys have voiced support for Joe Biden, but certain aspects of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s character are only just now...

It's a very low bar, but somehow, at least two politicians found a way under it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Sounds like a Kennedy

I wish I were a politician so I could collect the prize money

God what a piece of shit

let this be a lesson, kids: too many tunafish sandwiches

I care more about this part

he also drove his wife to suicide and dug up her body without permission from the family and moved it to a more disrespectful, lonely location

He's just increasing and increasing his popularity!

WTF is wrong with people on Twitter (Bob Cesca, be warned) for posting the insanely disturbing photo that came with no content warning.

His favorite National Lampoon cover, of course:

He seems nice.

There's no standards anymore.

Brain worms.

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