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I really don’t get the appeal of Texas. Come for the book and abortion bans, stay for the insane heat, scorpions and fire ants? I guess they have Tex Mex and Spoon…

It only took us five hours but we have arrived at the hotel and have a confirmed flight home tomorrow, all of which occurred with zero irl meltdowns. Proud of me

It is everything in me not to have the kind of complete and total meltdown that would get me put on several no fly lists.

Being told I have to go to a different building to stand in another goddamn building has put me completely over the edge. London can get fucked, worst city in the world

At least we look cute in the seventh circle of hell?

Lmfao British Airways decided to wait in Brussels for people who hadn't made it through passport control and now there's a whole flight's worth of confused tourists in this customer service line who don't understand that Las Vegas and New York are different places

Man, the Brussels airport might be the worst airport I've ever been in. It's taken over an hour just to get to passport control?

CATASTROPHE AVERTED!!!! After three days of schlepping these comically large paintings around in a garment bag, we finally found an art store in Brussels that had a big-ass tube and good paper so we can roll them up. This may be the dumbest problem I've ever had in a lifetime of stupid problems

Y'all I'm so fucking dumb we impulse bought paintings yesterday from a very nice Belgian painter whose art show we stumbled upon and are now learning that apparently there are no boxes in Antwerp large enough to ship them. Why am I like this

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They call that a fruit roll-up

Starting a private equity company to buy up local kids' lemonade stands.

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We took an edible to come to the fairytale theme park in the Netherlands and it is so worth it

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murray head one night in bangkok voice: so you better go back to your subs, your discords, your hugboxes

The waitress at this cafe just told me I have "sunshine energy" 😭😭😭

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Getting word that Larry the Chief Mouser of Downing Street has coasted to another peerless victory with no opposition and 100% of the vote, truly Britain’s greatest statesman

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I suppose it's obligatory to do this on every social media site I'm on, isn't it. Here ya go. Happy 4th.

He has also posted it to Patreon if you don't want to visit the hellsite: www.patreon.com/posts/rice-t...

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I hate this stupid musician bio but not nearly as much as I hate myself for understanding every word in it.

Gratuitous vacation selfie time

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Tractor Supply doesn't really survive as a suburban lifestyle brand. It needs chicken people. And chicken people are overwhelmingly delightful weirdos.

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